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Old 01-13-2009, 09:43 AM   #21
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I have "one red paper clip"...trade?
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:46 AM   #22
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If a 14 year old girt is worth 100 cases of beer, how many would a 15 year old boy be worth?
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:52 AM   #23
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If a 14 year old girt is worth 100 cases of beer, how many would a 15 year old boy be worth?
Depends on his work ethic
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:14 AM   #24
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Does he have low KMs? Hows the mileage?
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:56 AM   #25
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I'm sure this guy will take him off your hands; might even pay you for him!



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Old 01-13-2009, 10:57 AM   #26
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Hopefully he doesnt read CP or that could make for some interesting dinner table conversation.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:00 AM   #27
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There should be a law banning 13 - 16 year olds. I've had 3 of 4 daughters go through these ages.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:12 AM   #28
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I'm sure this guy will take him off your hands; might even pay you for him!



I think it's at least five years to late for him to have any interest. Once they hit puberty they're over the hill in Jacko's eyes.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:18 AM   #29
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I think it's at least five years to late for him to have any interest. Once they hit puberty they're over the hill in Jacko's eyes.
Maybe not, perhaps Jacko follows the pedo rule:
1/2 your age - 10
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:18 AM   #30
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There should be a law banning 13 - 16 year olds. I've had 3 of 4 daughters go through these ages.
How did the 4th daughter miss those ages?
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:23 AM   #32
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LOL! I was wondering the same thing.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:26 AM   #33
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How did the 4th daughter miss those ages?

she's under 13?
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How did the 4th daughter miss those ages?
She ignored her parents' warnings not to go to Asian restaurants.
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I can't think of anything that I would trade for a 14 year old kid. Nothing at all. In fact, it's hard for me to imagine anything you could really just give me to sweeten the deal enough to make it tempting.
So does that mean the big ass comb is off the table?
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:41 PM   #36
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This sick chick would be more than happy...
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/or...12199596.shtml
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:10 PM   #37
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This sick chick would be more than happy...
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/or...12199596.shtml
Why would DIS want to reward his kid?
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Just remember that it could always be worse..

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Old 01-13-2009, 10:25 PM   #40
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It's time to introduce him to the world of wizards and warlocks. He is of age now.
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