My Jedi powers stopped working!

[Got Miikka?]

Originally Posted by millhouse11

Mine are working. Just got back from lunch and had a couple of girls take their clothes off for me while they danced to power ballads.

Did your Jedi mind powers make your hands throw loonies and toonies at them?

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Got Miikka?

Did your Jedi mind powers make your hands throw loonies and toonies at them?

That sounds mean. You should shower them with Canadian Tire money instead.

[driveway]

My Jedi powers turned the suck knob up in Ottawa back in October.

[Got Miikka?]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

That sounds mean. You should shower them with Canadian Tire money instead.

Ah yes, the Official Sith Currency. My bad.

Originally Posted by old-fart

Can someone please explain to me the difference between Jedi powers, and Scientology powers? I mean, they are both based on aliens, aren't they?

I think they are the same... you've never heard of an autistic jedi, have you?

[driveway]

Originally Posted by Philly06Cup

"Jedi Mind Tricks" are lame; they are a product of lazy writing.

Youtube proof that you are the wrongest person in the history of wrong:

(lyrics NSFW)





Jedi Mind Tricks rule.

[Got Miikka?]

Originally Posted by Puxlut

you've never heard of an autistic jedi, have you?

You mean like Rain Jedi?

"I'm an excellent landspeeder driver..."

The tough thing is Jedi mind tricks don't work so well on autistic people. The autistic people end up messing with the Jedi's head.

Jedi: You don't need to see any ID.
Rain Man: You don't need to see any ID.
Jedi: No, you don't need to see any ID.
Rain Man: We get eight fish sticks. Wednesday is fish sticks.
Jedi: What the hell!
Rain Man: You don`t need to see any ID.
Jedi: Alright, screw this. I`m outta here.
Emporer: Get more of these guys.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Got Miikka?

You mean like Rain Jedi?

"I'm an excellent landspeeder driver..."

The tough thing is Jedi mind tricks don't work so well on autistic people. The autistic people end up messing with the Jedi's head.

Jedi: You don't need to see any ID.
Rain Man: You don't need to see any ID.
Jedi: No, you don't need to see any ID.
Rain Man: We get eight fish sticks. Wednesday is fish sticks.
Jedi: What the hell!
Rain Man: You don`t need to see any ID.
Jedi: Alright, screw this. I`m outta here.
Emporer: Get more of these guys.

I'm pretty sure this is a dig at John Travolta who wouldn't admit his son had autism and refused to treat him properly due to Scientology claiming it doesn't exist.

[Prototype]

This thread is horrible, and golden all in one. This coming from someone who used his jedi mind tricks to house the original, and some say only trilogy onto his iPod Touch.

[calf]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

I'm pretty sure this is a dig at John Travolta who wouldn't admit his son had autism and refused to treat him properly due to Scientology claiming it doesn't exist.

I'm pretty sure it's a parody of the movie Rain Man

[awildermode]

Nothing wrong with your "powers". The cold of winter usually lowers medi-chlorine count in ones blood cells.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by calf

I'm pretty sure it's a parody of the movie Rain Man

I'm pretty sure I accidentally quoted the wrong post. Thanks Brad.

[ricosuave]

I dunno, I got through the Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock at the Mos Eisley spaceport with no trouble earlier today... A friend and I...

I dont recommend going there, however. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Even worse than the Asians.