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jammies · 01-04-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pope04

Those are kinda cool, I guess. I saw one that was a propeller on the QE2 this fall.

I think there is a large correlation between having "bumpernutz", liking Adam Sandler movies and only having a passing acquaintance with personal hygiene.

pope04 · 01-04-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jammies

I think there is a large correlation between having "bumpernutz", liking Adam Sandler movies and only having a passing acquaintance with personal hygiene.

I think the green ones would be skin tone..........for fotze!

RougeUnderoos · 01-04-2009, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nancy

I'm not going to make the cute dash ornaments an issue, 'cuz this "white thing" is far more embarassing...

I can't think of a more efficient way of telling the world you wax your balls, have no dick and are a moron.

Reaper · 01-04-2009, 09:00 PM

Those truck balls or whatever they are called are so rednecky that whenever I see a truck (yes, it has always been a truck) that has them I automatically assume that the driver is a complete ######bag idiot. Hell, a fluffy bunny rabbit could step out from behind the wheel of a truck with those things and I'd still have to fight the urge to kick it in the face.

ricoFlame · 01-04-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper

Those truck balls or whatever they are called are so rednecky that whenever I see a truck (yes, it has always been a truck) that has them I automatically assume that the driver is a complete ######bag idiot. Hell, a fluffy bunny rabbit could step out from behind the wheel of a truck with those things and I'd still have to fight the urge to kick it in the face.

yeah, they're pretty lame.

The Yen Man · 01-04-2009, 09:19 PM

Probably the same thing as white guys with their "Calvin peeing on (whatever) sign".

REDVAN · 01-04-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Yen Man

Probably the same thing as white guys with their "Calvin peeing on (whatever) sign".

You racist!

algernon · 01-04-2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Philly06Cup

This one white guy I once worked with drove without a rear-view mirror. He said the mirror got in his way.

What's the deal with White drivers and their lack of rear-view mirror?

Have we worked together? I hate the rear view mirror. I can't understand how people can drive with dice/fresheners/cd's hanging off the rear view.

I like an unobstructed view looking forward and shoulder checks to see what's going on behind me.

REDVAN · 01-04-2009, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by algernon

Have we worked together? I hate the rear view mirror. I can't understand how people can drive with dice/fresheners/cd's hanging off the rear view.

I like an unobstructed view looking forward and shoulder checks to see what's going on behind me.

Is this going to turn into a rant?

Half of all left-lane "strugglers" (credit: 4X4) would not even be an issue if they just learned to use their rearview mirror. It saves everyone frustration when you look in your rearview and are a considerate driver.

I always use my rearview. I don't have anything more than one small air-freshener hanging from it usually, because more than that restricts the view. But the key here is that I use it. Especially when it's icy, in case someone behind me is sliding and I need to move so they don't hit me. I also use it on the highway, and on freeways, so when someone faster than me comes up behind me, I move out of the way and let them pass, like a good little slow driver.

Nancy · 01-04-2009, 11:09 PM

Quit derailing this thread... lets get back to the uncomfortable racial stereotyping.

4X4 · 01-04-2009, 11:09 PM

Holy crap. The only thing I hate more than truck balls are fake bullet holes. Or the combination of both.

FanIn80 · 01-04-2009, 11:14 PM

I can't imagine driving without a rearview mirror. I need to be aware of what's going on around me at all times.

GirlySports · 01-04-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nancy

Quit derailing this thread... lets get back to the uncomfortable racial stereotyping.

hehehe not uncomfortable at all. The other day I was yelling at some slow Asian woman driver would couldn't back out of a stall properly.

REDVAN · 01-04-2009, 11:25 PM

My other favorite is those damn old grannies that have their little poof-puff dog on the rear window ledge in their cars... that's even worse than a billion tamagotci pokemons.

Just kidding... but not really. If you have stuff like that, do you know what I do to you? I pass you and laugh. And if I see you in a parking lot with all that shat in your car, I don't need to pass you, so I just laugh. I don't mind stickers on the outside of cars... as long as they don't obstruct your driving. Except for 2 stickers I hate

1) If U CAN SEE THIS @50K U R FOLLOWING 2 CLOSE. (shut up and drive faster... also why are the POLICE supporting bad grammar and spelling?)
2) Anything to do with Jesus being awesome... (barf, those stickers make it impossible for the person inside the car to be sane, and insane people don't know how to drive so...)

Here is what I have in my car, all "below window grade":
cell phone charger
water bottle
gloves/touque
snow brush
power cord
manliness
awesomeness
driving skill
floor mats
empty cans of whoop-ass

here is what I have on the outside of my car that didn't come with it:
one sticker on a side window
license plate
eye-piercing headlights for flashing you when you don't get out of my way

4X4 · 01-04-2009, 11:34 PM

^God Co-Pilot^

Sainters7 · 01-05-2009, 12:52 AM

^Or those stickers in the shape of a ribbon that say something like "I (heart) My Schnauzer". Way to miss the point of those entirely.

MrMastodonFarm · 01-05-2009, 01:11 AM

I hang my real balls on the rear view mirror. I'm not asian but I'm awesome.

Ironhorse · 01-05-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

It doesn't stop with cars. A lot of Asian girls seem to have an obsession with Hello Kitty and crap like that, and it goes into their homes, on their phones, jewelry and everywhere. I don't get it.

GreenTeaFrapp · 01-05-2009, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by REDVAN

Here is what I have in my car, all "below window grade":
cell phone charger
water bottle
gloves/touque
snow brush
power cord
manliness
awesomeness
driving skill
floor mats
empty cans of whoop-ass

No spare tire or even a tire iron? I could see many instances where a tire iron would prove to be useful. Especially since you've emptied out your cans of whoop-ass.

cKy · 01-05-2009, 08:50 AM

My parents have the dreamcatchers in their cars. They Foster Parent Native kids, so I get the connection, but wtf do you need Dreamcatchers in a car for? You shouldnt be sleeping in the car, you should be driving it. Asians (yes, I am totally assuming ALL Asians, cause that's how I roll) seem to like those little trinkets, thats why you have those Winnie the Pooh toonie toys in every fricken mall entrance EVERYWHERE.