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Old 12-15-2008, 05:25 PM   #21
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No love for the Queen?

I don't even hate the queen, it would just be hilarious to see her get punched in the face.

Other than that, my Econ 212 prof that could not and would not speak English during her lectures.

Other choices are obvious...Stelmach, Layton, Dion (although he's embarrassed himself enough that I don't really care anymore).
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:26 PM   #22
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lol it would be more of a beat down...i dont think i could punch them just once. And theyre all such wussies im pretty convinced i could take them all at the same time
You guys realize you're refering to brawling with 14 year olds right?
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:28 PM   #23
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:31 PM   #24
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You guys realize you're refering to brawling with 14 year olds right?
I'm pretty sure theyre older than that...but even if they arent I dont care....if I ever saw them on the street id probably chase them down and throw them into the bow river when its -40
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:31 PM   #25
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You guys realize you're refering to brawling with 14 year olds right?

The way I see it, the younger they are, the easier it is to beat the sh** out of them.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:32 PM   #26
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lol it would be more of a beat down...i dont think i could punch them just once. And theyre all such wussies im pretty convinced i could take them all at the same time
That almost deserves a thread of its own like the one about how many 5 year olds could you take out.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:36 PM   #27
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That almost deserves a thread of its own like the one about how many 5 year olds could you take out.

I think if you're beating up young kids, you just need add up everyone's ages and makes ure things are even....

IE: Me:23, MattyC:19 (as per the photo thread)

Jonus brothers: 14

Me/MattyC = 42
Jonus Brothers = 42

So by my standards that's about as even as a fight can get.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:37 PM   #28
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1. Bishop Fred Henry
2. Stockwell Day
3. The "Flames Fan" that screamed at my wife and called her a c*** for wearing a canucks jersey after a Calgary playoff victory consequently ruining not only that win but possibly the rest of that series for me.

I'd like to throw a punch at Bush but after watching the shoe video I'm convinced he'd dodge it with a stupid grin on his face.

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Old 12-15-2008, 05:40 PM   #29
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Thats pretty misogynistic, EG is going to kill you.
Okay, you just made my list of people I'd like to kick in the junk.
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I think if you're beating up young kids, you just need add up everyone's ages and makes ure things are even....

IE: Me:23, MattyC:19 (as per the photo thread)

Jonus brothers: 14

Me/MattyC = 42
Jonus Brothers = 42

So by my standards that's about as even as a fight can get.
Lol lets do it Flames win...lets hunt them down. And if we happen to run into Hanna Montana on the way I wouldnt mind giving her a bitch slap as we pass by either
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No love for the Queen?

I don't even hate the queen, it would just be hilarious to see her get punched in the face.

Other than that, my Econ 212 prof that could not and would not speak English during her lectures.

Other choices are obvious...Stelmach, Layton, Dion (although he's embarrassed himself enough that I don't really care anymore).
That's funny. Brent Butt has a bit in his stand-up about the queen. I guess he MC'd an event at Saskatchewan's Centennial and he was sharing the stage with The Queen and others. He just kept thinking to himself he would be one of the most famous men on the planet if he just walked over to her and pushed her off the stage.
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Okay, you just made my list of people I'd like to kick in the fotze.
Another fix.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:44 PM   #33
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And if we happen to run into Hanna Montana on the way I wouldnt mind giving her a bitch slap as we pass by either
I hope you mean bitch slap her butt.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:45 PM   #34
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I think if you're beating up young kids, you just need add up everyone's ages and makes ure things are even....
Even? Fair fights are for fools. If I'm getting in a fight I want the odds stacked in my favour!
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:50 PM   #36
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I hope you mean bitch slap her butt.
maybe i could bitch slap her teeth so theyre straight
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Lol lets do it Flames win...lets hunt them down. And if we happen to run into Hanna Montana on the way I wouldnt mind giving her a bitch slap as we pass by either

Yeah, I'll give her something as we pass by too....
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1. Stelmach - For running Alberta into the ground.
2. Bronco - For screwing over every Calgarian.
3. The next liberal leader - For no doubt doing what every liberal leader has done for the last decade...
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odd you don't get along...she sounds like an oilers fan
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