all those colbert christmas songs, and you dont have John Legend's nutmeg song?!?!
I was laughing my ass off to that
if it wasnt already mentioned, I wouldve said Mr. Garrison's Merry farking Christmas too
then of course theres Denis Leary's Merry Farking christmas as well
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
you MUST have the classics, like some Boney M, maybe Mary's Boy Child...or David Bowie and Bing Crosby, Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth
Im not much into christmas songs, but the bolded part just needed to be repeated
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all those colbert christmas songs, and you dont have John Legend's nutmeg song?!?!
I was laughing my ass off to that
Actually we had a pretty long discussion over that one. I wanted it in ... badly. While she finds it funny, my wife threw down the hammer on that one. We would have to augment our list who got the cd unfortunately. I think it was the line: "No cocoa no cloves / no vanilla no mace / the only residue i want you wiping off your face is my nutmeg" that really put it over the top.
Any reason for not including the Toby Keith song? I don't really like Toby Keith but I thought it was a good song, but maybe it was just the video that made me think it was funny.
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Actually the video was hilarious. I am conflicted over that one because I've had a pretty strong hate-on for Toby Keith over the last few years. The song makes me laugh, but he annoys me relentlessly.
Thank God It's Christmas by Queen.
Father Christmas by Greg Lake.
Happy Christmas by John Lennon.
Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney.
Christmas Time by Bryan Adams.
Let It Be Christmas by Alan Jackson.
Step Into Christmas by Elton John. <- Wife's favorite.
Green Christmas by Barenaked Ladies.
Do They Know It's Christmas Time by Faith Hill.
Santa Claus is Coming To Town by Bruce Springsteen.
If you want funny songs:
The Chanukah Song (and II and maybe III) by Adam Sandler.
Christmas Sucks by The Arrogant Worms.
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass by The Arrogant Worms.
I Want a Hippo for Christmas by Gayla Peevey.
Holy Sh*t It's Christmas by Red Peters.
You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas by Red Peters.
Hey Santa Claus You C*nt, Where's Me ing Bike by Bowser and Blue.
Jew on Christmas by Southpark Kid (can't remember which one).
Metro's 11 Days From Christmas by Metro.
That should keep you going for a bit... some are NSFW obviously.
Wow guys, thanks! I think I have enough material here. Now I need to start thinking of cover art. I was originally going to try and find a drunk santa with a sexy elf and photoshop our heads on but my google image search didn't return the results I was hoping for.
Oh and a quick side note. If you're ever going to google something like that at work, make sure your google safe search is turned to "on".
Wow guys, thanks! I think I have enough material here. Now I need to start thinking of cover art. I was originally going to try and find a drunk santa with a sexy elf and photoshop our heads on but my google image search didn't return the results I was hoping for.
two words: Bad Santa
I think there should be enough movie stills/promo posters you could work with
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