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Old 11-13-2008, 05:27 PM   #21
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And I thought you were asking if it is cool to break up after sex. Which the answer is yes, she'll be caught off guard.


I'm in the go for it crowd. Just don't cuddle after...or cry.
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:28 PM   #22
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I'm in the go for it crowd. Just don't cuddle after...or cry.
Toss her a toonie for bus fair and that's that.
Or go for it at her place so you can just leave.
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:33 PM   #23
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:34 PM   #24
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Break up sex is great. You know all those things that annoy you about your ex, well you don't have to deal with them after. It's win win.
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:46 PM   #25
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Me too.

Those women...very very sneaky.
We have to be sneaky cause you're all saying YES to break-up sex!
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:46 PM   #26
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Me too.

Those women...very very sneaky.
Oh, I'm not suggesting it was a ploy by the women. At least not in the cases I knew about. Trust me, the women were just as bummed about it when it happened. I'm just saying, getting someone pregnant that you don't care enough to hang around with anymore or are constantly fighting with... WAYYYYY worse than just the normal circumstances.

And it's terrible for the kid too. Or at least, hardly the ideal situation.

But yeah, that does happen too.
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:55 PM   #27
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But the most important thing.

Do NOT get her pregnant!

Looks like HHF was already tinking the same thing as I.

I've known a few people who got pregnant on sex that they had AFTER the relationship was over. You think that's bad news when you're dating? Haha, try hearing it when you're NOT!
Nothing a set of steep stairs or a coat hanger and stove burner can't fix...
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:57 PM   #28
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Heck yeah, I'd do it. Just don't turn into the poor sap who starts calling every weekend, drunk, wanting it "just one more time". You look desperate. Unless of course SHE'S desperate, in which case you have a weekend booty call, and you hit it until she turns into a total nut.

Beware my advice though, it can cause bodily harm.
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Old 11-13-2008, 07:07 PM   #29
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Surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet, but is sex ever a bad idea?

Suprise sex is frowned upon in a few cultures.
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Old 11-13-2008, 07:24 PM   #30
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Surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet, but is sex ever a bad idea?

Go for it... just beware the trap. Wrap it up!
Best advice EVER.
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Old 11-13-2008, 07:44 PM   #31
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Smart is for suckers. Dumb = happy, therefore this is a definite go. Extra points if you ask her to do all kinds of kinky things you were afraid might damage the relationship before.
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Old 11-13-2008, 07:51 PM   #32
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If you were the one that broke it off, be very careful. Not only of the preggers thing, but also of unexpected crying. You may think that you're going to be in and out (no pun intended), but you may end up there all night consoling a crying chick. And she may ask some really difficult questions like "why" and "are you sure" and "what's wrong with me".
You either need to be good and drunk or good and sober. Do not show up with the buzzed up tongue of truth.
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:40 PM   #33
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So i had a year long relationship with a girl who was totally a brat but also by far the best I've ever had in bed. Anyways pretty much our whole relationship was based on physical satisfaction. She eventually dumped me and I convinced her to have breakup sex. It turned in to FWB for about 4-5 mos. that was a great run I eventually ended the sex because I got involved with another girl, which made it even better because it than made it like I was dumping her. So to sum up Break up Secks is teh best.
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:49 PM   #34
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Joking aside, is this going destroy my mental state further, or will it give me some closure?
No man...

You want closure, bang her mom.
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:51 PM   #35
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So i had a year long relationship with a girl who was totally a brat but also by far the best I've ever had in bed. Anyways pretty much our whole relationship was based on physical satisfaction. She eventually dumped me and I convinced her to have breakup sex. It turned in to FWB for about 4-5 mos. that was a great run I eventually ended the sex because I got involved with another girl, which made it even better because it than made it like I was dumping her. So to sum up Break up Secks is teh best.
Seems a bit odd that you gave up the best sex you ever had for another girl. Hmmm.
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:02 PM   #36
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why not just go have sex with someone else?
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:31 PM   #37
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why not just go have sex with someone else?
Dude he's bringing his personal problems to a bunch of hockey and/or computer nerds. These people don't just find new women. They sit in their mom's basement and look at porn.


(reflects on the irony of typing that while in mom's basement)
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:47 AM   #38
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Sex is sex.

Try and fata her friend in the same night!
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:00 AM   #39
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If you don't have this breakup sex, I'll give your girlfriend the business out of principle.
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Old 11-14-2008, 11:21 AM   #40
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why not just go have sex with someone else?
What a girl answer...

Girls treat sex like taking out the trash...they put it out there and someone comes and picks it up.

It doesn't work that way for a guy.
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