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peter12 · 09-09-2008, 10:43 AM

Sex? Is that available? There was some talk about it.

DuffMan · 09-09-2008, 10:44 AM

no where to get happy ending?

TimSJ · 09-09-2008, 11:09 AM

Ambien for me when i can't sleep.. works like a charm

Flames_Gimp · 09-09-2008, 11:51 AM

you have 2 days left to live, sorry.

Shawnski · 09-09-2008, 01:10 PM

Melatonin is naturally occurring in honey I believe.

Take a B-Complex vitamin (like Stresstabs). Put a teaspoon of honey under the tongue and let it melt away.

Should be sleeping naturally in no time.

If not, you have my cell. Call me and we will drink our faces off for a while. THAT will put you out like a light.

troutman · 09-09-2008, 01:13 PM

A large turkey dinner should help. Dopamine.

Top Shelf · 09-09-2008, 02:04 PM

Melatonin is good, but prepare for some very screwed up dreams. And not just weird dreams, very realistic.

BlackArcher101 · 09-09-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Top Shelf

Melatonin is good, but prepare for some very screwed up dreams. And not just weird dreams, very realistic.

Sweet, if it makes my already realistic dreams even moreso... then that will be just nutty.

Temporary_User · 09-09-2008, 02:14 PM

Your coke intake is too high for the amount of hookers you've been doing.

Your Dr. may recommend that you cut back on the amount of coke you've been snorting, but may I suggest simply upping the amount of hookers you hire. Possibly try some new positions with them. That should tire you out!

Aeneas · 09-09-2008, 03:59 PM

Good to see you posting Temp user, you've been taking some shots from your team mates at central.

Well, finally heard from doctor, will see him tomorrow afternoon; luckily that is still one day before I die! Thanks FGimp.

My plan for tonight is to watch my slo pitch team win the title at Ed corbett, then come home and put my extended Directors Cut of Alexander on. If that one scene where Alexander and his mother have a painful 20 minute long conversation doesn't do it, then there is no hope.

Thanks for the suggestions.

Dion · 09-09-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Top Shelf

Melatonin is good, but prepare for some very screwed up dreams. And not just weird dreams, very realistic.

And in full color too! I might have to keep a diary of all my weird dreams