What's with all these ridiculous emails?

[CaptainCrunch]

Dear sir

I was going to send you a link to our latest penis enlargement drug products, however my mom told me you were huge so never mind.

Sincerely yours

Bob Geldoff
Some drug company online

[Gozer]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Dear sir

I was going to send you a link to our latest penis enlargement drug products, however my mom told me you were huge so never mind.

Just when you thought these couldn't get any more ludicrous.

[Frequitude]

I've posted this before, but this is a brilliant 419eater baiting of some scammer. Its a lonnnnnng read, but well worth it.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153058

Coles notes:
-Dude reverse scams a Nigerian scammer
-scams Nigerian scammer into creating a wooden sculpture of a Star Wars AT-AT walker
-gets Nigerian scammer to send him AT-AT sculpture

[Regulator75]

I liked the one with the squirrel in the wooden bust.

http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

[troutman]

I already got burned by Tipson Mora Sr.

Fool me once . . .

[Tower]

This august Mars will be the closest to earth in 5000 years... It's also happening again in 2237 or so.... Best pay attention those with kids. This is a once in a life time thing....

So also say send 5 dollars to 123 street so we can buy a special telescope to capture this event as all current telescopes are being used for something else...

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by Tower

This august Mars will be the closest to earth in 5000 years... It's also happening again in 2237 or so.... Best pay attention those with kids. This is a once in a life time thing....

So also say send 5 dollars to 123 street so we can buy a special telescope to capture this event as all current telescopes are being used for something else...

Mr. Tower,

I will be filled with God's joy to help complete tasks mentioned you for telscop. Pls send a processing fee of $16,700 your most convence to address 10-12 Station Drive. The I can proceed payments of incriment $5 for your family.

alltherage

[Tower]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Mr. Tower,

I will be filled with God's joy to help complete tasks mentioned you for telscop. Pls send a processing fee of $16,700 your most convence to address 10-12 Station Drive. The I can proceed payments of incriment $5 for your family.

alltherage

Sweet!