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Old 06-23-2008, 08:16 AM   #21
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The man taught me more love of language than any English teacher was ever able.
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Old 06-23-2008, 08:23 AM   #22
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Huge loss, I feel like I should have a cig in memory.
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Old 06-23-2008, 08:35 AM   #23
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"She was asking for it! She was wearing a short skirt!"

A line from a George Carlin HBO Comedy speacil. I laugh at that one all the time.
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I was very sad to hear this. I listened to one of his CDs this morning on the way to work.

RIP George.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I never got to see him live, dammit. You will be missed, George.
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Old 06-23-2008, 08:50 AM   #26
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The man taught me more love of language than any English teacher was ever able.
Definitely. Everytime I'm at an airport I always, always think of the line "I don't want to get on the plane, I want to get in the plane".

One of the funniest men ever to live. RIP George.
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Old 06-23-2008, 09:21 AM   #27
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I never got to see him live, dammit. You will be missed, George.
Damn...thats all I thought when I heard the news.
One of if not the greatest comedians...oustpoken atheist.
You will be missed George!


Here ya go Habby..

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Old 06-23-2008, 09:53 AM   #28
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That's sad. The world needs more laughter, not less.

So long George.
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:06 AM   #29
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Think of all the comedians today who he helped blaze a path for, and who cite him as an inspiration for what they do. The world of comedy owes him a tremendous debt of gratitude.

Selfishly, I was hoping I'd get to see him before he passed on, but I was thinking I had a 10-15 year window. Very sad. I guess it's reassuring to think he was one of those guys that would tell you "don't mourn me, I had a kickass life." One of the best ever.

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The man taught me more love of language than any English teacher was ever able.
I've thought that before too! To that end, here's him revisiting his famous "Seven Words" routine, still funnier than ever:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8fa6475547

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Old 06-23-2008, 11:11 AM   #30
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He seemed to get better as he got older whereas a lot of comedian get much much worse, lame and dated.
I think that's because he relied upon the intelligence of his humour and not some faddish "schtick".
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:21 AM   #31
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I always thought that Carlin really softened up and mellowed out in his older age compared to his rage comedy when he first came out. In terms of comediens he and Lenny Bruce and Andy Kaufmen were giants in the world of shock and confrontational comedy, maybe you could add Sam Kinison (sp?) to that group as well.

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Old 06-23-2008, 11:31 AM   #32
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:36 AM   #33
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Horrible news, such a big loss for the comedic world and us fellow heathens.

RIP George.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:12 PM   #34
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I guess considering all the crazy stuff he did in his life, he lived a decent length life. I missed seeing him here in Calgary this year, assuming there'd be another chance. I saw his about 5 years ago or so, and it was an excellent show.

I liked his humour, simply because it was smarter than most of the stuff that passes for humour these days. He was an inspiration in more ways than one. Farewell, Mr. Conductor...

George Carlin will be missed.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:46 PM   #35
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I just watched The Aristocrats last weekend.

One of the greats. He will be missed.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:25 PM   #36
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Hadn't yet seen his most recent special. The first two segments are especially hilarious/touching/poignant/resonant given his death today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxXkJ...eature=related
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:32 PM   #37
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Was just watching the Ro. Nearly the exact same material as this years Calgary show as he was tweaking the material for the HBO special. Not a lot of people will have seen this show live. Going to need to pick up the dvd.

"Digital purgatory" will always make me break into hysterical laughing.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:53 PM   #38
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2 of my favorites (I'm sure George would want people laughing)

The bit about how wierd it is to be going up/down stairs and you think there is one more step than there actually is.

The other is the one where George explains the best way to shop for groceries: don't eat for a week and then smoke a few fatties. $400 grocery bill here I come!!!
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:25 PM   #39
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More Carlinisms...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80’s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ’s.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Here's another question I've been pondering -- what is all this about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people belive in angels. Are you ing stupid? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and obsorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of street drugs will get you some ing angels, my friend!

In the Bull Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bull, big-time, major league bull, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bull story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you.
He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bull story. Holy !
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2 of my favorites (I'm sure George would want people laughing)

The bit about how wierd it is to be going up/down stairs and you think there is one more step than there actually is.

The other is the one where George explains the best way to shop for groceries: don't eat for a week and then smoke a few fatties. $400 grocery bill here I come!!!
The best one by far is the one about STUFF.

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