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Old 06-19-2008, 01:08 PM   #21
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jPold just threw up. What was that German? Weird foreign comedy.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:11 PM   #22
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Bad breath and unruly hair are deal breakers for me too.

I would throw in BO, also. There was a guy in school that asked me out a couple times, but I just couldn't stomach being around him as he always smelled like he had just run 50 laps in really hot weather. It was awful. He was always drenched with sweat too.

Also, guys that adjust themselves constantly. I understand every so often, it needs to be done, but COME ON!! Some guys are obsessive.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:12 PM   #23
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This is why chicks farts smell so gross. Since guys are walking around farting all day, it's a constant flow. And since girls have to hold them in all day, when they finally do release .... well .... God help who may be around.

If you'd break up with a chick for farting in front of you Jpold, what would you do with this chick ??

I just laughed my frickin arse off. I'm sorry, but if I heard someone fart, I would have a hard time not laughing.

I can't imagine going through life so uptight, different strokes i guess...
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:16 PM   #24
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I guess I have a keeper. My wife once tried to spit out a sunflower seed, and didn't know how to spit.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:37 PM   #25
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jPold just threw up. What was that German? Weird foreign comedy.
Swedish I believe.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:43 PM   #26
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If you'd break up with a chick for farting in front of you Jpold, what would you do with this chick ??
Humm I would probably start a rumor about her that destroy any chance of her having a social life

If we where married, BOOM divorce

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Old 06-19-2008, 01:45 PM   #27
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Farts are funny, it's a universal truth.

I am ashamed to say though that when I was younger I broke up with a girl for farting.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:50 PM   #28
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1. Chicks that swear- I mean tossing out an f’ this or an f’ that every once and awhile is fine but I mean when a regular conversation that has more f’ bombs than plumber and a trucker combined
Maybe I am unique but I really dig chicks that can let em fly. I like girls with a little sass to their personality - the catch is they have to be at least somewhat intelligent and preferably girly too. It sounds like a ridiculous combination but I've met several of them and I think it's hawt.

The trucker snorrrking thing though, that is just wrong.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:50 PM   #29
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Maybe it's an Asian girl thing but i have been with my gf/wife for over 7 years now and I have never heard her fart or smelled any silent ones. I'm happy. hehe
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:53 PM   #30
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So would you split up with your girlfriend for a silent but deadly? I mean there's always plausible deniability to consider...
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:57 PM   #31
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Pit hair and moustaches on girls are definitely deal breakers though.
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:03 PM   #32
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Smoking is a total deal breaker.

They smell like ass, they waste all kinds of money on it, their teeth go yellow, they always need to "run outside for a smoke", and worst of all it's like kissing the inside of an ashtray.

I dated a smoker in college for a month, and it sucked. Last year I went on a few dates with a Suicide Girl (alternative model) and eventually broke it off because I couldn't handle the tar bars. She was hot and fun... but the smoking was a total buzz kill.
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:15 PM   #33
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Seriously guys, I would do every woman that your talking about.

Bad house keeping skills, thats a deal breaker for me. Plus she has to be able to lay carpet.
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:20 PM   #34
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I guess I have a keeper. My wife once tried to spit out a sunflower seed, and didn't know how to spit.
Fotze? Locke? Captain? Anyone?

Are we going to just let this slip by without comment? Come on!!
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:25 PM   #35
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Seriously guys, I would do every woman that your talking about.

Bad house keeping skills, thats a deal breaker for me. Plus she has to be able to lay carpet.
Lay carpet? Or eat carpet?
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:51 PM   #36
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I had one but I got him yesterday with a comment about him liking his face on balls.
At least you had one. My faith is restored. Missed the one about the balls. Must find it.
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:01 PM   #37
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A big deal breaker for me is face makeup. I don't mind the eyes and lips, it's that shiz all over the cheeks and forehead that turns her from 'hot' to 'not a chance'.
The worst is when I can see where the makeup ends and the normal skin begins. Usually around the jaw.
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:26 PM   #38
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A big deal breaker for me is face makeup. I don't mind the eyes and lips, it's that shiz all over the cheeks and forehead that turns her from 'hot' to 'not a chance'.
The worst is when I can see where the makeup ends and the normal skin begins. Usually around the jaw.
There are people who look like they just used a paint sprayer, aren't there? I really don't get it. Are phony looking makeup clad women really all that attractive? I don't think so.
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:29 PM   #39
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I prefer smooth finish over textured finish.
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:30 PM   #40
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So, if she wears any, that's a deal breaker? Or just if she wears too much or not the right shade? If the former, then you've ruled out quite a few ladies...
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