Using sports terms to describe girls

[Boblobla]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Thats not a grand slam, thats just a home run ala first base, second base, third base and home.

A grandslam is having a four way with twins and their hot friend and being able to satisfy all of them, ala clearing the bases.

Pure


Win

[Dion]

Sin bin - Getting the cold shoulder from your girlfriend

[FlamesKickAss]

Pass Interference - the friend of the girl you are trying to make a pass on that won't leave

[J pold]

The Closer – After a night out on the town where you might be up or down a couple of runs, you know you can call her out of the bull-pen and she’ll get the job done

[D to the iddy]

I love this thread!

[FlamesKickAss]

Originally Posted by J pold

The Closer- At the end of the night and you up a couple of runs, you know she is going to get the job done

Originally Posted by J pold

The Closer – After a night out on the town where you might be up or down a couple of runs, you know you can call her out of the bull-pen and she’ll get the job done

Did you forget that you already posted that???

[J pold]

Originally Posted by FlamesKickAss

Did you forget that you already posted that???

How do you spot a new CPer?

[StoneCole]

several buddies girlfriends over the years have been referred to as "Charlie Batch"...just because Batch sounds like another word. As in "do you always have to bring Charlie Batch with you?"

There's the old saying: "just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score" (applies to any chick that is "attached")

...but the best...this thread instantly reminded me of Mark Grace's term:

Slumpbuster: as in...when you're in a slump to get out of it you just need to find the “fattest gnarliest chick you can uncover, and you lay the wood to her”

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by StoneCole

Slumpbuster: as in...when you're in a slump to get out of it you just need to find the “fattest gnarliest chick you can uncover, and you lay the wood to her”

ok that made me laugh so hard I just snorted coffee out of my nose

and I have no idea what your talking about!!!!

[wpgflamesfan]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

When I was a young adult my friends and I would use sports terms to describe girls we saw, anyone else do this?

Unrestricted Free Agent- A girl that has not dated any of your buddies and is single.

Restricted Free Agent- A girl that is taken but not by one of your buddies.

Waivers- A girl that has dated one of your buddies but you have his permission to have a go at her.

Untouchable- Your buddies gf or his ex he is still hung up on.

Future Considerations- Any girl that is hot but is jailbait.

Rental- An easy girl for the purposes of a one night stand.

Franchise- That girl that everyone in the group wants but she is out of your league most likely.

Turning a double play- Having sex with more then 1 girl on the same day.

Turning a triple play - A threesome

Stealing home - Getting a girl drunk enough to sleep with you.

There may have been more but that was quite a few years ago.

Haha me and my buddies have a similar things only changes would be future consideration is known as (insert birth year here) prospect so an example would be like 90 prospect or anything like that.

[wpgflamesfan]

Originally Posted by StoneCole

Slumpbuster: as in...when you're in a slump to get out of it you just need to find the “fattest gnarliest chick you can uncover, and you lay the wood to her”

That's also known around the hockey community as slaying a dragon.

[octothorp]

Sindy Finch: This girl that a friend of yours keeps telling you about: she's a tall, lithe yet buxom former gymnast, witty, independently wealthy, not stuck up, and by all accounts has amazing sexual talents, but really just wants to find one guy to devote herself to. Whenever you ask about her, she's always 'just left' or 'is out of town for a few days'.

[Sidney Crosby's Hat]

Originally Posted by troutman

pulling the goalie

That's what happens when you can't steal home.

[StoneCole]

Originally Posted by wpgflamesfan

Haha me and my buddies have a similar things only changes would be future consideration is known as (insert birth year here) prospect so an example would be like 90 prospect or anything like that.

...not a sports term but we always say those girls "have potential". So they're not hot...they just have potential.

Good examples are girls on the Disney channel like Miley Cyrus or Hillary Duff a few years ago. Another example is Justin's sister...unfortunately she never reached her full potential.

[Traditional_Ale]

The Hail Mary:

- Putting absolutely everything on the line for ultimate glory knowing you have little to no chance of success. Getting shot down by the hottest girl ever a thousands times over (and the humiliation that comes with) means nothing compared to going home with her.


The Fake Hand-Off and Run:

- You think she's going down for some heavy hand action, but blink and she's running the other way.


The Lateral Pass:

- When a girl is dumped and the quickly picked up by another member of the same circle.

[troutman]

the slump buster

[Got Miikka?]

The Babe Ruth: Pointing to a hot chick at the bar to let your friends know she's going to be coming home with you.

Or for soccer junkies the "own goal" - the only way you're going to score after your Babe Ruth point move fails miserably.

[alltherage]

In high school we called girls with braces and/or acne "investments." They will be hot in the future, so snag them now while they have lower standards.

[4X4]

The checkered flag - when a girl flat out tells you to take her home

[JBR]

Switch hitter.... nuff said.