Appropriate Nicknames for Kids

[GreenTeaFrapp]

My wife has a colleague at work whose husband calls their 6 year old son fataface.

I already knew the guy was a loser but this just gave me a whole new level of disrespect for the moron.

Forgot the rest of the family:
Dad:Pete the Penguin
Mom:Sox the Cougar
Dog:Baxter the
Dog:G-Money
Dog:Goomba
Cat:Stinker
Cat: Da Barnes
Husband:Brownah

[Prototype]

My son gets called "Stinky", "Stinker", "Smooshface", "Keeter", "Son", and various other names by me. Oh, there was a time when I was calling him "Fart Factory". But the kid is only 5 months old, so I'm sure it has no bearing on the rest of his life.

Some of the names I've read wouldn't pass in my books. My son's name is Keaton, hense "Keeter", but I'm sure I'll be calling him "Buster" any day now.