Most of this stuff is propably taken from this classic site:
Museum of Bad Album Covers:
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/
It's brilliant.

I'm betting on a teenage designer on this one, but still, a tit tank?

I once considered buying this album for the cover, but my wife would never had let me put it up anywhere. In my opinion it would be perfect for a music lovers toilet decoration.

No, glitter isn't slimming you twit...

Couldn't they even picked a guy without glasses?

Oh yes, it's real. There's a classic story behind it; the Beatles didn't appreciate the way their original albums (or "babies") were "mutilated" for the American market, so when asked for a cover for Yesterday and Today, they sent the picture above. Unsurprisingly it was never used, and they used this instead:

(Is that really a tie around Harrisons neck?)
For final chuckles. The guy on the right doesn't look too happy.