04-19-2008, 05:38 PM
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If you want to survive the night, do NOT call your boyfriend over, drink, do drugs, etc. after they fall asleep.
http://www.geocities.com/dreamyemmy1...tosurvive.html
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04-19-2008, 05:39 PM
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Have you ever seen that Tom Hanks movie "Mr Mom"
Just don't do what he does.
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04-19-2008, 05:44 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy
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Good advice, make sure there's none of this
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04-19-2008, 05:49 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Fort Collins, CO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chris lindberg
Have you ever seen that Tom Hanks movie "Mr Mom"
Just don't do what he does.
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Ah, that would be Michael Keaton not Tom Hanks.
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04-19-2008, 07:04 PM
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Kill them with fire =|
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04-19-2008, 07:10 PM
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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If you don't like wiping the poopy bums you can always hose em down with a showerhead.
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04-19-2008, 07:11 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
Diaper anxiety is over blown. Changing a diaper isn't that bad. The only thing to remember, as you mentioned they're boys, is to keep a cloth over their fire hoses at all times other wise they're liable to hose you down.
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Yeah, that would have been useful information about an hour ago. He didn't get me, but my bathroom walls were hosed down.
Good times.
And no to hookers? Darn. I guess I will have to cancel that order.
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04-19-2008, 07:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Good advice, make sure there's none of this
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I'm surprised it took this long to get in.
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04-19-2008, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Yeah, that would have been useful information about an hour ago. He didn't get me, but my bathroom walls were hosed down.
Good times.
And no to hookers? Darn. I guess I will have to cancel that order.
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This reminds me of that corner gas episode where Brent has to baby sit Wanda's kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3caSxxSylQ.
Good Luck with the kids tonight
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04-19-2008, 07:34 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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just duct tape them to a chair and sit and read CP all night
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04-19-2008, 08:00 PM
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My face is a bum!
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The name is self explanatory. Just sit on them. I hear it keeps them warm until they hatch.
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04-19-2008, 08:12 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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It actually went well. I fed them, then the oldest little guy wanted to dance, so we rocked out for awhile to my Fragglerock record. Then, we watched some Youtube Backyardigan clips, for what felt like an eternity. We watched hockey and mused over Don Cherrys jacket. I tried to spew my Sens/Flames propaganda a little bit. They liked Spezza and Iggy and didn't really like Tucker or Sundin so there's hope. Then I sang my best rendition of the Alphabet Song and now they are both sleeping and I am afraid to make any noise whatsoever.
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04-19-2008, 09:37 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
It actually went well. I fed them, then the oldest little guy wanted to dance, so we rocked out for awhile to my Fragglerock record. Then, we watched some Youtube Backyardigan clips, for what felt like an eternity. We watched hockey and mused over Don Cherrys jacket. I tried to spew my Sens/Flames propaganda a little bit. They liked Spezza and Iggy and didn't really like Tucker or Sundin so there's hope. Then I sang my best rendition of the Alphabet Song and now they are both sleeping and I am afraid to make any noise whatsoever.
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Sounds like you're a master.
If you need more work, you're welcome to come and talk hockey and Fraggle Rock with my daughter any time.  Then maybe my wife and I can have a night out for the first time in like 5 months.
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04-19-2008, 11:35 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Yeah, that would have been useful information about an hour ago. He didn't get me, but my bathroom walls were hosed down.
Good times.
And no to hookers? Darn. I guess I will have to cancel that order.
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I'd feel sorry for you but I'm too busy laughing for it to be sincere. Consider yourself christened I guess. Don't worry, it happens to everyone who's ever changed a diaper.
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04-19-2008, 11:37 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
We watched hockey and mused over Don Cherrys jacket.
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You guys and the rest of Canada. Wow, I've heard of sartorial splendor but Grapes is getting ridiculous.
Sounds like you did a great job. The whole diaper thing...........you have to do what you have to do. The first diaper I changed was my son's ten years ago or so. Since then, I spent several years as the "designated parent" and I've changed many, many - thousands? tens of thousands? - diapers.
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04-20-2008, 12:08 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
It actually went well. I fed them, then the oldest little guy wanted to dance, so we rocked out for awhile to my Fragglerock record. Then, we watched some Youtube Backyardigan clips, for what felt like an eternity. We watched hockey and mused over Don Cherrys jacket. I tried to spew my Sens/Flames propaganda a little bit. They liked Spezza and Iggy and didn't really like Tucker or Sundin so there's hope. Then I sang my best rendition of the Alphabet Song and now they are both sleeping and I am afraid to make any noise whatsoever.
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Once kids are sleeping they tend to be impervious to noise... at least my sons and nephews are. I find it funny that when my grandparents come over to babysit we would come home and all of the lights would be off, and they would be watching tv, with the volume so low you need a Whisper 2000 just to hear it.
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04-20-2008, 01:27 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Red Deer now; Liverpool, England before
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
It actually went well. I fed them, then the oldest little guy wanted to dance, so we rocked out for awhile to my Fragglerock record. Then, we watched some Youtube Backyardigan clips, for what felt like an eternity. We watched hockey and mused over Don Cherrys jacket. I tried to spew my Sens/Flames propaganda a little bit. They liked Spezza and Iggy and didn't really like Tucker or Sundin so there's hope. Then I sang my best rendition of the Alphabet Song and now they are both sleeping and I am afraid to make any noise whatsoever.
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Good for you. It sounds like you handled everything like a pro. My three eldest kids love looking at You Tube with me. Thankfully they don't usually ask for things like The Backyardigans though. Even though they're young (9, 5, and 3) it's things like Green Day and Black Eyed Peas. We've brainwashed them already. No kid crap music in the van for us. There is a funny video of The Wiggles dancing to "Pump it" on You tube. The kids always love that one. Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2lEk4PQIs4
Anyway, well done. Watching kids is not as bad as people make it out to be. I took my four kids to the supermarket by myself tonight and it was actually tons of fun.
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04-20-2008, 06:04 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Did you seriously break out a fraggle rock record? Was it vinyl???
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04-20-2008, 06:21 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Just a warning if you have to change diapers.
Baby poop is the worst smell ever!
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I can't even smell my daughters poop, but she is still 50% breast fed.
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04-20-2008, 06:28 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Did you seriously break out a fraggle rock record? Was it vinyl???
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Oh man, this could be something big... is it Mokey's solo 7" 33 1/3 limited edition LP with picture sleeve and embossed cover? If so then that thing is worth a fortune as it was the last release before Boober OD'ed on doozer sticks!
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