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Old 04-18-2008, 11:12 PM   #21
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That is awesome. Make sure you let us know when it airs.

The first record I ever bought was KISS Alive II. I've been a fan of them ever since but that's still the only record of theirs I own (I still have it). I saw them in 1997 (sat a couple seats down from Ron Stern!) and they played the same set even though it was 20 years old at least.

They've been a famous band for like 30 years and music was always at best the third priority, far behind getting rich and getting laid.

Say what you will (######bag, scumbag, dirty old man, creep, prick, dick, pig) about Gene Simmons but nobody in the history of rock n' roll has ever cooked up and sold a mediocre band as well he has.
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:48 PM   #22
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His show isn't even that good either

Other than his 15 year old daughters outrageously large cans what is it good for?
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:52 PM   #23
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Good lord those things must maintain there own orbit

I am just stunned
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:57 PM   #24
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Good lord those things must maintain there own orbit

I am just stunned
They could probably be used as traffic calming measures, I know I'd slow down!
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:16 AM   #25
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You were within 4 feet of Gene Simmons? Good god you poor soul, quickly, get to the nearest walk-in clinic and get tested for every STD known by man. And a few not known. He's gotta have some mutant strains rocking around in there.
Get checked for the following, as they don't require direct contact to be passed:
GSimmons-2E
GSimmons-4
GSimmons-17
If he touched the water you were in, chances are he may have passed Bond-4 on as well.
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:24 AM   #26
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I like the guy. He's a good Dad. Is it really cool to post pics of little girls with big boobs on here? I'm not a prude..but..i dunno..just seems wrong.
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:45 AM   #27
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Kiss is a band that I would own a greatest hit album, but rarely play.
I don't know why there are fanatics, or even a show about him.

Jpold... 15 seriously!? Fck Me!
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Old 04-19-2008, 01:15 AM   #28
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I like the guy. He's a good Dad. Is it really cool to post pics of little girls with big boobs on here? I'm not a prude..but..i dunno..just seems wrong.
It's only wrong if you masturbate to those pictures.

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It's only wrong if you masturbate to those pictures.


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Old 04-19-2008, 02:34 AM   #30
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so yeah i'm super pisswed so i;ll check in tomorrow
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Old 04-19-2008, 06:27 AM   #31
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His show isn't even that good either

Other than his 15 year old daughters outrageously large cans what is it good for?


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"So you just happened to bring alcohol and condoms to an unsupervised 13-year old, and you were just going to 'talk'? Talk about what?"

ha ha... I love Chris Hansen's 'To Catch A Predator' series.

Was Shannon Tweed there? I know she's kind of hit the wall and all, but as a teenager in the late '80s/early '90s a large part of my, um... personal life... revolved around her.

KISS is kind of over-rated, but their good songs are great. Gene Simmons seems like a bit of a ######bag though. His smug shtick gets tired, real fast.
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call me a Gene Simmons fan. I get a kick out of him. The show is totally over produced, but I do get a kick out of it.
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Old 04-19-2008, 09:48 AM   #34
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call me a Gene Simmons fan. I get a kick out of him. The show is totally over produced, but I do get a kick out of it.
Both my wife and I watch it regularly. My favourite part about the show is in watching Shannon and his kids constantly getting their amusement out of making Gene Simmons look stupid. I think Nick Simmons in particular is hilarious.
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Old 04-19-2008, 11:19 AM   #35
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SO anyways, yeah I was sitting in the hot tub and they shot a "scene" in the tub beside me. And yes, it's totally scripted....as in not reality AT ALL. They did the same take 3 times, and then for their "reality" scene the one guy planted a condom in the hot tub. Kinda lame if you ask me.

Shannon is here somewhere, but wasn't by the pool or in the scene.
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And yes, it's totally scripted....as in not reality AT ALL. They did the same take 3 times, and then for their "reality" scene the one guy planted a condom in the hot tub. Kinda lame if you ask me.
Sweet, I've never watched any of these supposed reality shows. But I've always assumed that beyond being utter crap - nothing about them is real.

No offense to anyone who like that crap
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I met a midget Gene Simmons impersonator once
Many believe this is indeed, far superior to meeting the real Gene Simmons.

He wasnt a hooker too was he? Moonlighting? No? Alright then, Midget Gene > Real Gene.
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Other than his 15 year old daughters outrageously large cans what is it good for?
She does have some huge dirty pillows, that's for sure.
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