Are You a Struggler or a Flake?

[GoinAllTheWay]

War Pig - This one just makes me laugh, ususally reserved for large, unattractive women with bad attitudes.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay

War Pig - This one just makes me laugh, ususally reserved for large, unattractive women with bad attitudes.

I also like Sewer Pig. Usually reserved for a lady who is much of the same as above but is also drunk and puking.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay

War Pig - This one just makes me laugh, ususally reserved for large, unattractive women with bad attitudes.

Whenever women like these come up, I think "bulldog", both because they're ugly and because for some reason I always picture them as Davy Boy Smith, but a tranny.

[4X4]

Clown. Perfect for describing that loud mouth friend of a friend.

[Dion]

Putz. A fool or idiot who does something stupid.

[troutman]

Aeneas might remember this:

Are you a Jam, Card or a Tart?

[Locke]

I struggle to be a flake.

[troutman]

http://www.urbandictionary.com

Struggler:

Someone who shows social ineptitude, or a totally ugly ing girl or dude, and/or gets owned in an intense drinking sessions
Robert puked all over the toilet and was out drank by a girl therefore Robert is a struggler

Flake:

A person, friend, or lover that calls you, texts you, emails you, tells you, that they want to hangout and alas they just sit on their fatass and never meet you or get back to you on the reason of their absence. They are big ass' that will only cause you many hours of anger and frustration.

Jamtart:

A lame person that leaves you hanging at the last minute by removing themselves from the plan.
Doug is not going to the strippers with us. He is a jam tart.

Card:

A word that old people use to say you have a unique personality.
Haha, you're such a card.

[Aeneas]

Originally Posted by troutman

Aeneas might remember this:

Are you a Jam, Card or a Tart?

Stop bringing up junior high, it was a difficult 7 years.

[PowerPlayoffs06]

"Tool" has always been another of my favorites.

[Dion]

Asshat : One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

[burn_this_city]

###### - A guy who thinks he's hot sh*t and a total ladies man, but instead is the butt of all the jokes and usually leaves empty handed at the end of the night. example: popped collar guy

[flylock shox]

Chach. Closely related to "posers," a chach is someone who has clearly and deliberately attempted to look cool, but lacks the sauce to pull it off. I tend to use it most when referring to guys who couldn't decide whether they wanted to be metrosexuals or tough guys, and so aimed for somewhere in between. I suspect many of these people shop at Armani Exchange.

Sauce. Useful in just about any context to mean any quality attributable to an individual. An example is included in the above passage on chaches, in which it was used as a synonym for "balls." However, it could also be used mean things like "sex appeal," or diarrhea.

[arsenal]

One of my favorites from an old british show Red Dwarf. Smeg head.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=smeg+head

[jammies]

I like "princess", which is good when a woman is acting it, but even better when a guy is doing it.

Eg: "Oh, why can't they get my double-latte mochacinno order correct?"
"Tell it to the kids starving in Somalia, princess."

"Muffin" is also good, as is "aw, muffin!" said in that mock-motherly tone to indicate the target is being a big ol' baby.

Positive is "prankster", if I call you a prankster, you are at the far right edge of the bell-curve of cool. If you are a "wankster prankster", it means you're kind of a doofus, but also sort of cool, like an unholy cross between Carrot Top and Clint Eastwood.

[4X4]

Well done, jammies. I forgot how much I like 'princess'. Perfect context as well.

[Dion]

Dipsh*t. A person thought of as being contemptible, weak, stupid, worthless, etc.; jerk

[Flashpoint]

Turdburgler.

One who burgles turds.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by Flashpoint

Turdburgler.

One who burgles turds.

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[J pold]

"boob"

"tit"