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Old 03-31-2008, 12:12 PM   #21
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Come on Capitan, you of one should know better with the hookers and blow thing, gotta be more discreet, I tried that at my condo complex damn copper in suite 306 brought the SWAT team to my place during a flames playoff game of all times .
are they the real SWAT team or just male strippers?
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:18 PM   #22
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are they the real SWAT team or just male strippers?
HA HA That was the first time in my life I was really happy to see someone from the same gender take off their clothes.
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:21 PM   #23
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So me and my roomate moved into a new Condo complex. Brand new building lots of people. We are trying to figure out the best way to meet other owners. We have tried putting up a come in for a beer sign on our door but since we are on the third floor out of four and there is only a handfull of people moved in on the third floor and nobody on the fourth its making it quite hard.

Why question is how do you go about trying to meet and make friends with people in the complex without seeming to creepy. We have a huge hd tv and lots of beer for all sporting events but not one person has even knocked on the door. Who doesn't want free beer!
This new condo you moved into isn't in Saddleridge, is it?
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:26 PM   #24
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nope sorry someguy no beer for you lol
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:51 PM   #25
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Do not join the condo board.
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:54 PM   #26
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Play nikki nikki nine door, but don't get away in time. Great ice breaker.
thats a good mental image.
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Old 03-31-2008, 01:16 PM   #27
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well every owner has to be on the board so im stuck on that one!
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:18 AM   #28
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So we are all agree on the best way to meet new people is hookers and blow?
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:41 AM   #29
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I think that's the best way to do most things.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:56 AM   #30
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Wear your Flames jersey a lot. That should get people who are also hockey fans to strike up a conversation.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:57 AM   #31
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Seems your free beer sign isn't getting enough attention.

Exchange "free beer" for "free candy" and the condo for a rusty van in an elementary school parking lot. instant friends.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:59 AM   #32
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Wear your birthday suit a lot. That should get people who are also birthday suit fans to strike up a conversation.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:50 AM   #33
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Take a black and white close-up picture of your taint, impose your unit number somewhere it can be read, and then hang it up all over the building.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:53 AM   #34
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Your "unit" has a number?
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