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Old 03-29-2008, 08:12 PM   #21
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That's Yogi, not Fozzy!

(I think Fozzy likes Kermit... )
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Old 03-30-2008, 01:56 AM   #22
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Old 03-30-2008, 02:52 AM   #23
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How does one make love to a picnic table?
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Old 03-30-2008, 09:21 AM   #24
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How does one make love to a picnic table?
Its not really making love per say.

Its more like a dirty hotel room encounter with a hooker and then using some blow.

Nasty fast, and probably cold (if it was a metal table)
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Old 03-30-2008, 09:56 AM   #25
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If it's a round one with the hole in the middle for an umbrella, I'd imagine you'd just use the hole. That's really the only way I can think of.
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