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Old 03-24-2008, 06:47 PM   #21
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My wife got sold on that stuff by a coworker; she spent over $100 on 2 or three little bottles of supplements. I certainly had a 15 pound crap when I found out.
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:08 PM   #22
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Well i've seen the inside of my Colon and there certainly wasn't 15 lbs of in there.
You're real flexible. Yoga?
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:30 PM   #23
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But even if you have 15 lbs of poo caked to the inside of your colon, why would you even want to lose that weight? It's not like your appearance will change whatsoever....the only difference you'll see is the scale reading. So unless you walk around with a scale and weigh yourself infront of others, and they can actually see that you lost 15 lbs, nobody will even notice.
15lbs of crap is a big volume. If it were true you'd feel soooo much lighter on your feet.

I'd go from 200/195 to 185/180. Every sport I played in I'd be significantly faster!!

My overall midsection would also reduce in size by the volume of 15 lbs of crap.

However, I believe that whoever started that myth is full of crap! And not 15lbs of crap. More like they're just a big piece of crap and no cleanse or enema will ever change that.
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:52 PM   #24
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Who'd of thunk it:

Crap Still In Your Colon = Crap You Just Haven't Pooped Out!

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Old 03-25-2008, 12:57 AM   #25
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You're real flexible. Yoga?
We call this one the Mick McGeough

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Old 03-25-2008, 02:31 AM   #26
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Just eat lots of plums and wash it all down with a litre of milk. That will clean your colon faster than you can say fotze.
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