03-13-2008, 07:00 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Saint John, NB
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give her the shocker
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03-13-2008, 07:57 AM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Goto costco.
Get the biggest roll of plastic-wrap you can find. Get two.
Proceed to "wrap" her car. Just hope it isn't above 15 degrees and sunny! 
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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03-13-2008, 08:18 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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You get a hooker, give her the blow.
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03-13-2008, 08:25 AM
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#24
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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1. Get a box...
2. Cut a hole in the box...
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03-13-2008, 08:53 AM
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#25
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
I plan on renting a Hummer and telling my wife that I traded the car in because i got sick of it. I've been threatening this for a couple of years now, so she will fall for this guaranteed. I can hardly wait!!
A few years ago I told her that another girl kissed me (whom she thought had a huge crush on me). I "of course" kissed her back. Let me impart a word of wisdom here....that "hilarious" joke went over like a pregnant high-jumper. (I do still laugh about this one...but she still doesn't see the humour at all).
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Not smart, not smart at all.  Are you still married?
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03-13-2008, 09:18 AM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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Dump out her shampoo and fill the bottle with Nair.
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03-13-2008, 09:34 AM
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#27
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern
You need to wrack up a killer score on Counterstrike or COD4, like just a massive K/D ratio, 100-3 or something. Print screen that, then tell her you have something for her that is very special. Something you know she has been waiting for.. and something you feel it is time to share together, for the rest of your lives.
After she is all teary eyed and expecting something ground breaking, you bust out the pic of your domination, shove it in her face and yell "PWNEEEEDD!! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW PEWP PEW PWE!!" naturally performing the air gun motions while moving around her in a counter clockwise pattern. When she screams "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" You say "Nothing sweetie, calm down, I am just strafing. PEW PEW PEW PEW!!"
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WOW did I ever laugh at this. Awesome . . . just awesome.
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03-13-2008, 10:23 AM
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#28
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My face is a bum!
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This one time, as a joke, Packer did every chick in the office.
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03-13-2008, 12:30 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackArcher101
Propose then say it was a joke. Video tape it for everyones internet viewing pleasure.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMHidjDB_Uk
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03-13-2008, 12:35 PM
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#30
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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I keep telling my Dad to rent a Ferrari and tell Mom he just bought the thing (they live in Vegas in the winter so they're readily available). If he timed it so I was down there and could take it for a spin as well, that'd be good, too.
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03-31-2008, 01:05 PM
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#31
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ALL ABOARD!
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Any pranks planned for tomorrow?
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03-31-2008, 01:09 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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I was going to set up a fake internet website with winning lotto nubmers and then show my girlfriend a lotto ticket with a "winning number" but it all became far too much work for my lazy ass.
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03-31-2008, 01:14 PM
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#33
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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I'm gonna take a dump on her chest
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03-31-2008, 01:16 PM
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#34
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Tell her you're gay and you have a boyfriend.
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03-31-2008, 01:20 PM
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#35
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Norm!
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Phone her up at work and tell her that you've been to the doctor because you didn't feel well today, and then sob into the phone that she should go and get checked.
Then fire a gun in the air and drop the handset to the ground.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-31-2008, 02:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by simmer2
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Jesus, that is evil. She even said yes. Wow, talk about being put in an awkward position. 
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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03-31-2008, 03:00 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Jesus, that is evil. She even said yes. Wow, talk about being put in an awkward position. |
That entire set of prank wars is the funniest thing going on the internet right now. All creative, mean but ultimately harmless pranks.
I think the rest of them are on college humor.
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03-31-2008, 08:27 PM
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#39
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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If my girlfriend falls asleep before me tonight I'm going to set the alarm clock two hours fast. Will be especially funny because she just started a new job last week.
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03-31-2008, 09:44 PM
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#40
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ken0042
If my girlfriend falls asleep before me tonight I'm going to set the alarm clock two hours fast. Will be especially funny because she just started a new job last week.
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Only funny until you forget you've done it and show up 2 hours early to your work as well....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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