[Bump] Hooker and/or Blow

[driveway]

There is no way coke comes anywhere close to the actual elation I would feel if the Flames won the cup and I don't even play for them.

[flamey_mcflame]

Originally Posted by fotze

Crazy, I have heard it feels like winning the Stanley Cup, is that true? or was that some guy bullcrapping me?

and no this is no endorsement of the drug and no, i will not try it no matter the answer.

Hmm, are you sure you're not contemplating the use. For someone not interested at all, your inquisitiveness has an option of doing it or not. Anyways, If I was giving the option again and doing it all over again, I more than likely wouldn't. It takes a while just to get to enjoy going out and getting drunk and not wishing you had a line or 10. It kinda ruins the drinking experience for awhile. And thats the smallest negative. There are a lot of negatives. Or so I've read.

[4X4]

I'd describe the first rail or two as feeling sorted. You're feeling good. Prepared. Ready for anything. Down for whatever. Hot chick walks in the room? You've got the right ice-breaker. Some dickface comes along? You've got the funniest diss.

After a couple more, you're feeling like a drug addict. Teeth grinding... Wondering if more will come along soon. The low is significantly lower than the high is high.
I really don't bother with it anymore. Once in awhile, perhaps. Moderation is key.

[Buzzard]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I'd describe the first rail or two as feeling sorted. You're feeling good. Prepared. Ready for anything. Down for whatever. Hot chick walks in the room? You've got the right ice-breaker. Some dickface comes along? You've got the funniest diss.

After a couple more, you're feeling like a drug addict. Teeth grinding... Wondering if more will come along soon. The low is significantly lower than the high is high.
I really don't bother with it anymore. Once in awhile, perhaps. Moderation is key.

Great description, takes me back 15 years.

[jayswin]

I've never understood what's addictive about blow. Is it the dripping feeling in your throat (similar to when you have a cold and wake up in the morning with that crappy mukus in your throat feeling), or the fact that it takes away your alchohal buzz, or is that feeling of not being able to get to sleep?

I did it for the first time last week, and I can't remember one feeling that would make me ever want to do it again.

[jayswin]

Although I'll admit the snorting part is fun, and gives you a bit of a rush.

[MRCboicgy]

If your bf turned out to be a hooker, does that count? Cause my ex was turning tricks for cash. I mean i got it for free, but he still owes me like 80 bucks...


I'm lucky i don't have anything

Hell, i've never even smoked, I really don't drink--No need for anythign to alter my state thank you very much (and with a roomie who lived in colombia and tells me stories that scare the hell outta me, no way I'd do anything to support the atrocities down there).

[burn_this_city]

Ive done blow a couple times 4x4 has the best explanation of the experience, one thing that makes me avoid it is the constant need for more after the initial kick. its the worst hangover the next day, you feel like utter crap.

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Thor

No hookers, done blow a few times.

X4

[chid]

I have been curious about the blow, but never went any further than curiosity.
I don't have an addictive personality but I am not really interested in the lows it has to offer.

[Wookie]

I've never done coke or hookers!

[BBQorMILDEW]

My one experience with a hooker was in San Jose Costa Rica... I was sitting in a pub with my buddy, we had been scuba diving all day and we decided that we would get really pissed and walk home to the hostel.. I was pretty gooned due to the fact that it was 95 degrees out and it was really cheap booze, I managed to start up a conversation with this girl sitting at the end of the bar. Amazing body, not so amazing face.. I called her a butterface. (everything but her face) Well my spanish is pretty good so i felt confident that i could hold down a conversation with her.. I bought her a drink and we started talking. After 5 or 6 more shots drunk Jesse (my name) came out.

He is a horny little bugger with a mind of his own...

Anyways to make a long story short, In the process of talking to her she says that she is a prostituta.. Which we can all figure out what that means..

I only had around 10 dollars on me, they were called colones. I offered her 10 dollars to go to the back alley and suck me off. She obliged and we set course to "pearl necklace alley" (as i liked to call it) She sucked me off like it was her last ever..

After i was done I sat there dumbfounded, amazed that i had actually got a hooker to suck me off. I didn't know what to say to her, so i gave her the wink and the gun and muttered gracias...

2 months with no makes you do some interesting things..

Went back home the next week, got a STD test which came back negative.

For the first time in my life I actually felt shame..

[ResAlien]

Free blow, ok. Hookers, well, it depends on your definition. dropping a few hundred to get a girl home, might as well be a hooker. so yes, hookers and blow are a fav of mine, and i've managed to get a few of my buds at a crappy office gig into understanding the concept.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by BBQorMILDEW

My one experience with a hooker was in San Jose Costa Rica... I was sitting in a pub with my buddy, we had been scuba diving all day and we decided that we would get really pissed and walk home to the hostel.. I was pretty gooned due to the fact that it was 95 degrees out and it was really cheap booze, I managed to start up a conversation with this girl sitting at the end of the bar. Amazing body, not so amazing face.. I called her a butterface. (everything but her face) Well my spanish is pretty good so i felt confident that i could hold down a conversation with her.. I bought her a drink and we started talking. After 5 or 6 more shots drunk Jesse (my name) came out.

He is a horny little bugger with a mind of his own...

Anyways to make a long story short, In the process of talking to her she says that she is a prostituta.. Which we can all figure out what that means..

I only had around 10 dollars on me, they were called colones. I offered her 10 dollars to go to the back alley and suck me off. She obliged and we set course to "pearl necklace alley" (as i liked to call it) She sucked me off like it was her last ever..

After i was done I sat there dumbfounded, amazed that i had actually got a hooker to suck me off. I didn't know what to say to her, so i gave her the wink and the gun and muttered gracias...

2 months with no makes you do some interesting things..

Went back home the next week, got a STD test which came back negative.

For the first time in my life I actually felt shame..

That's an awesome story! However, because it's late and my brain's not working, I mentally ommited the word "like" in the part of your post that I bolded, and for a second I thought your story was going to get REAL interesting.

[flames_fan_down_under]

Originally Posted by fotze

Crazy, I have heard it feels like winning the Stanley Cup, is that true? or was that some guy bullcrapping me?

and no this is no endorsement of the drug and no, i will not try it no matter the answer.

No this guy was exagerrating, it certainly makes you more confident, and like driveway said, you want more. It is the most 'fiendish' drug I have come across if that makes any sense (in relation to weed, mushrooms and ecstasy as those are the ones I have done), honestly about 45 minutes after your first 'line' you want more, then more, it's truly gross. Chattiness is also huge, you can talk on and on and not even rememeber what you said 5 minutes ago yet you are still on the same ridiculous subject.

I have done blow on two separate occasions and I am never doing it again. Three reasons behind this, 1) the comedown I had the second time is something i never want to experience again, felt like the biggest disappointment this world has ever witnessed and I actually was so bent out of shape that when i got home at like 8 am my mom was up and I told her that I had done cocaine, and promised her I would never do it again which is reason 2) because i promised my mom and reason 3) I have quit drugs all together as I do not like myself on them, not feeling like me makes me feel awful.

and i have to fess up

oddly enough the night i did blow for the second time hookers actually were called to my friends apartment. Basically how it went down was that two hookers came over, they were NOT good looking at all, and it was purely business when they got in the door, they wanted to see the money and then asked 'who are we servicing', there was only one bedroom so they figured one of them should go in the bedroom and the other should go in the bathroom and they would do their business there, unfortunately my friend had just taken a major smelly dump in the bathroom so the the two girls said that it would have to happen in the same room, anyways none of the guy I was with were game to do it, I was so messed up that I said 'f it' and just went in the room and the one girl tried to give me a b.j. but the ol fish and tackle was not working, so I just gave up, the girls got pissed off because they found out we were all messed on coke and peaced. not much of a story but that is a hookers and blow story.

[pope04]

One day, when I've got a little time, I'll tell the story of when I was abandoned by my friend - who was my employer at the time - at a brothel in Reno.

Alas, I have to run off to work now.

[worth]

Close to doing a hooker. But my better senses kicked in and even though I was drunk, I knew it wasn't a good idea...especially in a really foreign country.

Never done drugs.

[Dan02]

I must say IMO a hooker is probably more dangerous then partaking in the occasional recreational drug.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Dan02

I must say IMO a hooker is probably more dangerous then partaking in the occasional recreational drug.

I don't see the appeal of hookers. The risk far outweighs the reward.

[The White Out]

no hooker, no blow. but i'd be more than happy to try some blow. i get the feeling i might turn into a rancid coke head tho