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Old 02-25-2008, 10:25 PM   #21
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Stories only come out during fits of anger.

For now, I'm seriously wondering if anyone has had a bump on their head. I have..ummm...4. I just don't want to sit in a f'n waiting room for a doctor to tell me to beat it. I really dont mind if a doctor tells me that it's nothing. Just wondering if anyone has had bumps on their head that they've had examined. Is this normal? Am I a FREAK???
Us normal people would go get 4 bumps on our head checked out.

Maybe its a natural reaction from almost being killed.

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Old 02-25-2008, 11:42 PM   #22
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What you need to do is even it out, push a couple together with a hammer and mold them into the shapes of horns.

that would totally rock.

Or suck

whatever.
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Probably some of these...

http://www.trulyunusual.com/wards/showthread.php?t=3843
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You've Got Aids!

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Old 02-26-2008, 06:59 AM   #25
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It could be a cyst that has formed, especially if its hard, not painful, and more than one. Go to the doc to get it removed- will take 15 minutes. I've had them before and decided to get them removed when I wanted shorter hair.

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Old 02-26-2008, 07:42 AM   #26
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It could be a cyst that has formed, especially if its hard, not painful, and more than one. Go to the doc to get it removed- will take 15 minutes. I've had them before and decided to get them removed when I wanted shorter hair.
Not that I should complain about all the joking around, after posting a medical question here, but thank you for the legit answer.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:05 AM   #28
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Most likely a Wen.

Have your family doc take a look and he/she can recommend you to a specialist to have it removed (dermatologist or plastic surgeon).

They are hereditary so you may have parents or siblings with the same issue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_cyst
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:11 AM   #29
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Ew. Those pics are nasty. I have no family doctor. She retired and I can't find a new one. CP is my doctor.
I'll just have to go to the walk in I guess. Might as well since I shaved the dome again recently.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:16 AM   #30
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Hematoma perhaps?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemotoma
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:22 AM   #31
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I have no family doctor. She retired and I can't find a new one. CP is my doctor.
I called Calgary Health Link a couple of weeks ago; they gave me the names of 3 doctors that are taking on new patients.

http://www.calgaryhealthregion.ca/yourhealth/
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Could be a pilar cyst. Might want to google image it.
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I don't want to see anymore pics... I'm on hold with healthlink right now. And they emailed me a list of doctors. Thanks ken!
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This reminds me of the time my brother got butt ended in hockey right behind the ear... he still has a bump. That was probably 15 years ago.
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Problem solved. No Doctors involved. Yet.
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Problem solved. No Doctors involved. Yet.

Nice...

So I got my head checked out and the doctor said he couldn't cure my insanity, but that the bump on my head is just a cyst. Pretty easy procedure that'll take a few minutes of my time next week. Bad news is that now I'll have no more excuses for doing and saying stupid things.
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Nice...

So I got my head checked out and the doctor said he couldn't cure my insanity, but that the bump on my head is just a cyst. Pretty easy procedure that'll take a few minutes of my time next week. Bad news is that now I'll have no more excuses for doing and saying stupid things.


Gonna be dull around these parts then))
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Gonna be dull around these parts then))
He said he won't have excuses... that just means everyone will know for sure what an ass he is.
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He said he won't have excuses... that just means everyone will know for sure what an ass he is.


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Be sure to refer to the cyst as a schist, it just sounds much cooler and sicker.

Just put a few beers in me and I'll be calling it a schist...
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Nice...

So I got my head checked out and the doctor said he couldn't cure my insanity, but that the bump on my head is just a cyst. Pretty easy procedure that'll take a few minutes of my time next week. Bad news is that now I'll have no more excuses for doing and saying stupid things.
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