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Old 02-20-2008, 10:15 AM   #21
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I was having this discussion with a friend the other day. It was a simple, everyday discussion about how *ahem* hot certain of our coworkers were.
We got into a debate about the standard 1-10 ranking system and ultimately decided it was flawed.
I present a new system of ranking to the great and august body of wisdom that is CP for perusal and argument.

10 - There are no tens. Ten out of ten means perfect. No one on this earth is perfect.

9 - The Unicorn. A lucky, lucky person may see one nine in their lifetime.

8 - The hottest of the hot. Here lives Scarlett Johansen, Kim Smith, the very hottest models and actresses.

7 - Most models and hot actresses, the hottest women you see in everyday life.

6 - Everyday attractive women. Beautiful even, women any man would be happy to have on his arm.

5 - Averagely cute women.

4 - Not attractive, the kind of woman you take home from the bar but don't tell your friends about.

3 - Actively unattractive.

2 - Off putting, causes queasyness to look at.

1 - Downright ugly, the kind of woman your average CP poster could hope to attract.

0 - Your mom.

Of course, this system can and should be equally applied to men. Whither dost thou fall on its unforgiving scale?
I was just talking with my buddies about this the other day. That is almost a perfect representation of my scale with maybe 1 a 9 and none a 10 with a few an 8 with most residing within 5-7

5-6 is the is the cutoff for dating marriage because lets face it, you oogle the 7 and 8, but marry the 5 and if you are lucky the 6.

4 is as mentioned the "umm sorry can you repeat that again please" chick from the bar.

Also, as mentioned previously, going from 4->10 is an exponentially rising scale.
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Old 02-21-2008, 04:43 AM   #22
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I was just talking with my buddies about this the other day. That is almost a perfect representation of my scale with maybe 1 a 9 and none a 10 with a few an 8 with most residing within 5-7

5-6 is the is the cutoff for dating marriage because lets face it, you oogle the 7 and 8, but marry the 5 and if you are lucky the 6.

4 is as mentioned the "umm sorry can you repeat that again please" chick from the bar.

Also, as mentioned previously, going from 4->10 is an exponentially rising scale.


I'll tell you what, you tell your wife she's a 5 or 6 and see what kind of reaction you get.
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