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Old 02-16-2008, 04:47 PM   #21
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She's going to make an excellent homeless prostitute.
Lol, thats what i thought
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:06 PM   #22
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Holy shat! When I saw her mother in the first shot I instantly thought she was rehearsing for a Batman play for her role as the Joker.
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:35 PM   #23
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my mom woulda knocked that little wench flat on her ass after about 2 minutes. after a week she would have been looking for a place to dump the body

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Old 02-16-2008, 10:36 PM   #24
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Put the whole family in a rocket, and send them into the sun..
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:44 PM   #25
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Put the whole family in a rocket, and send them into the sun..
That's terrbile.

It would be such a waste of perfectly good rocket fuel.
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:50 PM   #26
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Holy shat! When I saw her mother in the first shot I instantly thought she was rehearsing for a Batman play for her role as the Joker.
Or maybe she's auditioning for the Addam's family.
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:52 PM   #27
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That's terrbile.

It would be such a waste of perfectly good rocket fuel.
And Rocket!
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Old 02-17-2008, 12:38 AM   #28
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And Rocket!
My preference would be a finely-tuned catapult.
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Old 02-17-2008, 12:51 AM   #29
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The family business just seems odd to me, If I saw the wife and husband on the street, I would never guess they do tinting for a living.
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Old 02-18-2008, 06:31 AM   #30
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I actually watched that full episode of wife swap and it was actually pretty sad to see a 15 year old girl so far from realizing her potential like that. One of the activities involved her making a poster for a school project and her writing literally looked like something a toddler scribbled. Not to mention she had delusions of eventually going to dental school with her current level of academic performance. I felt pretty bad for the whole situation.
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I actually watched that full episode of wife swap and it was actually pretty sad to see a 15 year old girl so far from realizing her potential like that. One of the activities involved her making a poster for a school project and her writing literally looked like something a toddler scribbled. Not to mention she had delusions of eventually going to dental school with her current level of academic performance. I felt pretty bad for the whole situation.
I wondered that, if her parents did all her homework, then how does she do on exams, pretty damned crappy, I'd expect.
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:42 PM   #32
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I think her parents are going to have an extremely hard time marrying this girl off. Also, with her attitude at restaurants, I wonder how many times the kitchen staff has spit in her food?
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:21 PM   #33
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I actually watched that full episode of wife swap and it was actually pretty sad to see a 15 year old girl so far from realizing her potential like that. One of the activities involved her making a poster for a school project and her writing literally looked like something a toddler scribbled. Not to mention she had delusions of eventually going to dental school with her current level of academic performance. I felt pretty bad for the whole situation.
So, she wants to be a oral hygienist, so many cheaps shots, must resist . . . Satan
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Old 02-18-2008, 07:05 PM   #34
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If she wants to be a Dentist I can just imagine that she would try to get her parents to do all the work for her then as well.
I cannot believe that a family is like that, she is OK looking but 7.5 at best. They do all the homework for her because she has no time to de it herself, also no chores because they would suck. Also they eat out every night because they don't have time to cook...... WOW.
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