Tips for extreme laziness

[4X4]

Sorry, MQS.

Bedpan. How about that? Is that efficient, or what?

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Sorry, MQS.

Bedpan. How about that? Is that efficient, or what?

That gets the MQSSoA (Maritime Q-Scout Seal of Approval), as it stands right now I have to walk all the way through the rec room to get to the bathroom, man think of all that wasted energy!

Bedpan is definitely the way to go, then get someone else to clean it up!

[4X4]

Or, better yet, a shop vac.

[taco.vidal]

nm

[Dion]

[OILFAN #81]

Americans have it even better since they can order groceries online and get them delivered to their houses. Then you just need a cook to make whatever you are in the mood for to eat. Then hookers and blow to cap off the night.

[Torture]

Originally Posted by Tyler

Bwwwwaaaaaahhhh????

How can one contact such an establishment, and am I dreaming?!

Liquor Box in the northwest as well

[Dion]

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Cube Inmate

Your question raises a question of "laziness accounting..." -- how much effort would you go to in order to be lazy? By my accounting, it would be worthwhile to spend 200 hours installing a basement bathroom just to avoid climbing the stairs to take a leak. For you?

I think it would take much less effort to install a flat screen and La-Z-boy toilet seat in the bathroom.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by Dion

You mean I actually have to get in my car to walk the dog.. Fugg that..

[OILFAN #81]

Originally Posted by Dion

OMG! LOL, I bet that's KG!

[Drunk Skunk]

Originally Posted by OILFAN #81

Americans have it even better since they can order groceries online and get them delivered to their houses. Then you just need a cook to make whatever you are in the mood for to eat. Then hookers and blow to cap off the night.

I can't have groceries delivered to my house.

I can have hookers bring over blow, however.

[OILFAN #81]

Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk

I can't have groceries delivered to my house.

I can have hookers bring over blow, however.

Yeah I should have said a portion of Americans. I know 10 to 15 people who can and I saw it happen when I was over there. Such a good system! Although not for me as I actually like going grocery shopping.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

You mean I actually have to get in my car to walk the dog.. Fugg that..

No shizz. Isn't that what treadmills were invented for?

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by 4X4

No shizz. Isn't that what treadmills were invented for?

My parents jokingly tried to put my dog on one.. He really couldnt wrap his mind around the whole thing.. Once it started he'd just sit down until he rolled off the end.. Too bad, it woulda been awesome to tether him off and let him have atter..

[4X4]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

My parents jokingly tried to put my dog on one.. He really couldnt wrap his mind around the whole thing.. Once it started he'd just sit down until he rolled off the end.. Too bad, it woulda been awesome to tether him off and let him have atter..

Patience. It's a dog... I stopped for a quick 9 in fairmont this summer and (after I rented a cart) I jokingly asked if I could bring my dog on the course. Strangely, the guy asked me what kind of dog. I told him rotti, and for some reason, this was acceptable.
My co-pilot piloted the cart and I held the leash on the passenger side. It took a couple of holes, but eventually, she was just fine trotting along beside the cart. It was awesome.

(for all the dog lovers, my contingency plan was parking in the back of the lot and tying her up to the tow hooks with a bowl of water)

[The Fonz]

Sometimes I change the TV to a good channel, then crank up the volume so it can be heard all around the house, then I go sit on the can, with my laptop, cell phone, and a tall glass of iced tea.

Doesn't get any better

[Prototype]

Find a lady to do everything for you... I kinda missed out on that one.

PS - Ken0042 wins this thread.

[Dion]

[Cube Inmate]

Thanks a bunch, original poster... I just took 10 hours off my life tonight as a result of ordering Pizza 73 online. On a related topic, I spent a couple of hours last month installing a doorbell extension in the basement so I could avoid wasting my time upstairs waiting for pizza.

Ahhh...efficiency!