Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

[CaramonLS]

Molesting Hurricane in the 2nd level?

Well, you can't rape the willing. Jokes on you devil.

[PYroMaNiaC]

There seems to be an inordinate amount of CPers who are extremely lustful. Nothing wrong with that, of course.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

They missed one

The ninth circle of hell

This circle is two blocks off of the River Styx and looks like a peacefull and ideal setting with big lawns, nice houses and white picket fences. Its guarded by the demon known as wife who is beautiful when she greets you, but her appearance changes as you settle in. She becomes wide and resides on her throne known as the couch. She doesn't consume your flesh she consumes the rewards known as eternal labor. Her earlier form converts to a large gelatinous mass known as the Springer form. Her assaults on you are not physical but her biting wit and repeated statements threaten to tear your sanity from your head. You are constantly tempted by other demons known as college girls who's ultimate weapon is ironically called the catholic school girl outfit. But beware for to succumb to this demons temptation is to open the next torment known as the divorce where half of your being is ripped ruthlessly away.

If you avoid this temptation two or more demons known as children will be sent to add to your torment. They take different forms as they go from poop machine, to terrible two's, to surly teenager, to money grubbing life draining college student to car wrecking needing a loan as they torment you from their throne known as the never leaving home.

The fourth demon in this torment is known as the parent who constantly assault you with their disappointment in your life.

The punishment for this is 50 years after which you are sent to the much gentler 8th level of hell for a vacation.

Har! Going through a divorce Crunch? Beauty...you have raised your wit level to almost RobinWilliamsesque!

[ResAlien]

6th circle for me.

Purgatory - Very low
Level 1 - Very Low
Level 2 - Extreme
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Very Low
Level 5 - High
Level 6 - Extreme
Level 7 - Very High
Level 8 - High
Level 9 - High

[Azure]

Nevermind.

[Cheese]

party startin in level 6...whos bringin the flaming Moes?

[arsenal]

For me:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Ford Prefect]

Colour me a virtuous but somewhat lustful pagan. I get to hang with Homer, Socrates and Virgil and be sad. Meh. As long as there's good beer in limbo so I can drown my sorrows, it beats going to heaven and hanging with a bunch of pedophile RC priests.

[Bobblehead]

Originally Posted by Cheese

party startin in level 6...whos bringin the flaming Moes?

I'll fire up the BBQ, you keep pouring the drinks, Cheese.