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Old 01-21-2008, 07:15 PM   #21
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Do the side to side Mohawk.

You shave the front and the back

Or shave a Oylaz logo in your head and go sit in your regular flames seats
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:15 PM   #22
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well if three is too many, then do two. or you could do racing stripes (two) with a cul-de-sac. That would be sick
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:18 PM   #23
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Shave the whole head except for two spots on the top front. Then use gel and make horns.
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:40 PM   #24
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Do a spot on the top and make it a little bit bigger each day.
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Old 01-21-2008, 08:35 PM   #25
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bic was a bad idea, caused in grown hairs that have been a thorn in my side for 10+ years. I currently shave down to 1/4 inch every month or 2, and I will never go back to hair.
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:05 PM   #26
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3 stripes is way too hard. Plus I'm hammered, so I need a large margin of error.

hmmmmmm reverse mohawk to cul de sac?
I used to have a triple mohawk like that. It was great! Looked really good. The only problem was that it was too hard to maintain by myself and the stripes eventually got crooked.

I shaved it off after some homeless guy made fun of my crooked hair. That was a low point.
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:17 PM   #27
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This thread has failed to deliver..
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:37 PM   #28
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I bet your head is so wrinkly you could shave some lifelike, floppy balls into that bad boy.



Is that better?
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:58 PM   #29
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....This thread is useless without pictures!
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:23 AM   #30
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I bet your head is so wrinkly you could shave some lifelike, floppy balls into that bad boy.
Agreed. Do the penis and balls thing, like you do when you peel a mandarin orange.
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Old 01-22-2008, 01:10 AM   #31
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I bet your head is so wrinkly you could shave some lifelike, floppy balls into that bad boy.



Is that better?
HAHAHAHA, what the hell?
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:00 AM   #32
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shave it all except for one spot on each side, make little pony tails out of the left over hair
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:57 AM   #33
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Are you in Costa Rica?

Yep. And after my buddy failed to turn up with the clippers, I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts. As in 3rd degree burns on my scalp from the sun if I take all my hair off.

We're drinking again tomorrow though, so there's a pretty good chance it'll happen, and yes I'll take pics.
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:09 AM   #34
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I have no idea what your current hairstyle is so i dunno if this is possible but if you can pull it off, there's only one answer to this question:
the dreadlock skullet.

here is devin townsend for reference:
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:35 AM   #35
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^^^

PUKE.

Oh god, how can anyone take that seriously? Wow.
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:42 AM   #36
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haha he's awesome.

excellent musician. canadian too!
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:10 AM   #37
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Old 01-22-2008, 01:44 PM   #38
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Ask your parents if you have any birthmarks on your head first. I found out about the big ol' red patch on the back of my skull *after* shaving it all off, so I looked like - even more than usual - a freak of nature.

Of course, if the freak of nature look is what you are going for, then I guess this would have been a happy story.
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