Chuck Norris

[RW99]

Originally Posted by ricoFlame

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

Not possible. No one can hide from Chuck Norris.

[I-Hate-Hulse]

Chuck Norris is so tough, when someone writes a fact book about him - He calls his Lawyer

[united]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice
Chuck Norris once finished the song that never ends
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi
There was no such thing as a giraffe until Chuck Norris uppercutted a deer

[Montana Moe]

Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

[ricoFlame]

for most people the left testicle is slightly larger, for chuck norris, each testicle is larger than the other.

[J pold]

This Chuck Norris thing needs to die, it's getting as bad as git’r done

[mykalberta]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris sued NBC for trade mark violation of Law & Order (the names of his left and right fist).

[foofighter15]

Originally Posted by J pold

This Chuck Norris thing needs to die, it's getting as bad as git’r done

i disagree. Git'r'done takes no talent to do. Chuck Norris jokes are tough to write

[Isbrant]

Originally Posted by foofighter15

i disagree. Git'r'done takes no talent to do. Chuck Norris jokes are tough to write

Chuck Norris jokes write themselves

[HOZ]

[J pold]

Originally Posted by foofighter15

i disagree. Git'r'done takes no talent to do. Chuck Norris jokes are tough to write

I don’t mean to insult your writing ability but if you think that Chuck Norris jokes are tough too write I wonder what would happen if someone presented you with the task of writing an essay or paragraph for that matter

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by J pold

I don’t mean to insult your writing ability but if you think that Chuck Norris jokes are tough too write I wonder what would happen if someone presented you with the task of writing an essay or paragraph for that matter

The result would probably be Chuck Norris impregnating your wife somehow.

[foofighter15]

Originally Posted by J pold

I don’t mean to insult your writing ability but if you think that Chuck Norris jokes are tough too write I wonder what would happen if someone presented you with the task of writing an essay or paragraph for that matter

hahaha. Well I have personal standards when it comes to humor. So yes, I could write a Chuck Norris joke on demand. Example: Chuck Norris is so tough that the hair on his arms have never stood up.
Was it funny? No, but its done.
But the real classic jokes are by far more of a challenge the Git'r'Done

[Burninator]

Chuck Norris jokes haven't died yet? I thought it's fifteen minutes was long gone.

[ricoFlame]

Originally Posted by J pold

I don’t mean to insult your writing ability but if you think that Chuck Norris jokes are tough too write I wonder what would happen if someone presented you with the task of writing an essay or paragraph for that matter

you sure have a nice way of not insulting someone. ignore the thread if you don't like it, go write an essay.

[IntenseFan]

Chuck Norris is so tough that we he got a 10 stitch cut, it didn't bleed.

[llama64]

Chuck Norris fears one thing only. Dion Phaneuf.

[foofighter15]

When Gene Simmons says he has slept with over 2000 women, Chuck Norris calls it a "Slow Tuesday"

[Matata]

This is probably the most offensive Chuck Norris joke:

Some historians now beleive the holocaust started when someone asked chuck norris what he'd do for a klondike bar.

This is Chuck Norris favourite Chuck Norris Joke:

They were going to include Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

[alltherage]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.