12-07-2007, 12:54 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I use Simpsons sound clips on my PC at work. When I get a new email, Homer says "Aww crap!". When I get a Windows error, Nelson gives me the ole "Ha-ha!"
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12-07-2007, 12:56 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
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Mmmmmmmmm [something] <drools>
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12-07-2007, 12:58 PM
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#23
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your Mother's Place.
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"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and sollution to, all of life's problems".
"That's the problem with the world today... communication... too much communication".
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Would HAVE, Could HAVE, Should HAVE = correct
Would of, could of, should of = you are an illiterate moron.
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12-07-2007, 01:12 PM
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#24
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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"Do you like ... stuff?"
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-Elle-
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12-07-2007, 01:19 PM
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#25
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Draft Pick
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Saxamaphone... I don't even call it a saxophone anymore.
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12-07-2007, 01:29 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Marseilles Of The Prairies
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"Yoink!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Settle down there, Temple Grandin.
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12-07-2007, 01:29 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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"excellent"
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12-07-2007, 01:32 PM
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#28
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch
Saxamaphone... I don't even call it a saxophone anymore.
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Edumacated... Trambampoline...
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12-07-2007, 01:48 PM
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#29
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Ooooooh, the Germans.
My wife is half-german.
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12-07-2007, 01:49 PM
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Voted for Kodos
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the laundry brig
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along the same lines of "saxamaphone" I find my self saying Buffamalo alot
usually every hockey game i go to results in one boo-urns
and my personal favorite at work "lies make baby jesus cry"
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Thank you for not discussing the outside world
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12-07-2007, 02:00 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
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Ahahahaha.... Very well done....
Super Nintendo Chalmers: SKINNER! I've had it with this school. Low test scores, classroom after classroom of ugly, ugly children...
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12-07-2007, 02:06 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
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Sometimes, when someone at work is blathering on and on, I go:
Noooklear. It's pronounced Noooklear. (or some other word the person just said)
Rarely does anyone else get it, but I laugh inside.
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12-07-2007, 02:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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At a hockey game, I enjoy throwing out the "Ralph Wiggum lost his shin pad, hack the bone, hack the bone!" And from the same episode to annoy my sister, I use this quote "Apu just called. Bart's team is playing Lisa's team. They are in direct competition with each other! Fight! Fight! Fight!" and then flick the lights on and off. Drives her nuts.
And "Lies make Baby Jesus cry" and "Help me Jebus" are also good ones.
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The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true. Go Flames Go!
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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12-07-2007, 02:11 PM
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#35
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Crash and Bang Winger
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I stole this from my brother, but after (or during) a meeting or speech or something when some old guy is going on and on, I'll break into one of Grampa Simpsons' stories.... "So then I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style and the time" and so on.
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12-07-2007, 02:26 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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I cannot believe you do not shut up!
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12-07-2007, 02:28 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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If a friend asks, "what did he say?". I'll reply with, "I don't know. Something about being gay".
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12-07-2007, 02:46 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
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The goggles do nothing!
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12-07-2007, 02:46 PM
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn
If a friend asks, "what did he say?". I'll reply with, "I don't know. Something about being gay".
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HAHAHAHAHA
I use this one a lot as well. It is usually met with a giggle...
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12-07-2007, 02:47 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Hi I'm *insert name* you might remember me from such drunken escapades as *insert drunken escapade*
All the time. I open all of my business presentations with it.... 
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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