Old Spice Commercial: "Which friends of mine..."

[The Fonz]

A couple days ago I got in trouble because I DON'T watch porn anymore...seriously...she rolled over and ignored me. I asked "What the hell?! Why am I in trouble for not watching porn?" and she says "Because it's only a matter of time before you do!".

Gotta love getting in sh*t over things that may or may not happen in the future. Aunt Flo was in town though, so maybe she was just grouchy.

[MarchHare]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

A couple days ago I got in trouble because I DON'T watch porn anymore...seriously...she rolled over and ignored me. I asked "What the hell?! Why am I in trouble for not watching porn?" and she says "Because it's only a matter of time before you do!".

Gotta love getting in sh*t over things that may or may not happen in the future. Aunt Flo was in town though, so maybe she was just grouchy.

LOL! My mom once got really upset with my father because she had a dream that he was having an affair. :P

[The Fonz]

Originally Posted by MarchHare

LOL! My mom once got really upset with my father because she had a dream that he was having an affair. :P

Haha, ok, I think that 1up's mine

[HOOT]

So the conclusion would be: Women are crazy, it just depends on how much crazy you can take.

[arsenal]

Originally Posted by MarchHare

LOL! My mom once got really upset with my father because she had a dream that he was having an affair. :P

my ex did that to me a few times. I am not sure if she was actually serious or joking, but she seemed pretty serious about it the time.

[arsenal]

Originally Posted by Eddie Bronze

You have to think selfishly when answering questions from a woman. You don't think about how it effects her because Lord only knows how she will take it. You must think about how your answer will effect you and only you. In other words, "What is the one chance in one hundred this doesn't end up with me on her list, again?" Honesty is NOT the best policy.

oh, i know the "correct" answer. I have no problem avoiding arguments in a relationship, and side-stepping these issues.

Woman always say they are looking for "honesty". So, just say when I meet someone, I will call them on these type of questions. Mind you, my selection in woman, will probably avoid these "fat" questions all together.

[FireFly]

I don't understand women who ask questions like this. However, EasternGirl is right, men do it too. "Am I losing my hair?" "Is it big enough?" "Do you always orgasm?"...

[bigtmac19]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I don't understand women who ask questions like this. However, EasternGirl is right, men do it too. "Am I losing my hair?" "Is it big enough?" "Do you always orgasm?"...

Exactly!

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I don't understand women who ask questions like this. However, EasternGirl is right, men do it too. "Am I losing my hair?" "Is it big enough?" "Do you always orgasm?"...

Who cares if they orgasm, its all about me baby

[Eddie Bronze]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I don't understand women who ask questions like this. However, EasternGirl is right, men do it too. "Am I losing my hair?" "Is it big enough?" "Do you always orgasm?"...

Anyone who asks dumb stuff like that needs a reality check!

[HOOT]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I don't understand women who ask questions like this. However, EasternGirl is right, men do it too. "Am I losing my hair?" "Is it big enough?" "Do you always orgasm?"...

- Shave your head
- If you has to ask, no.
- Woman can do that

[Bill Bumface]

Man, I've got to get me some of that hair/body wash stuff for hockey. That's perfect!

[PowerPlayoffs06]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

Man, I've got to get me some of that hair/body wash stuff for hockey. That's perfect!

You want the guys on your team to ask which of their friends you'd want to be with while you're showering up after a game?

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I don't understand women who ask questions like this. However, EasternGirl is right, men do it too. "Am I losing my hair?" "Is it big enough?" "Do you always orgasm?"...

See these are three questions I will never ask, for the following reasons:

1) I'm not stupid. I can look at pictures of me 5 years ago and figure this one out for myself.
2) All this is asking is "How many dudes have you slept with that have bigger units than me?". Why would I want to know that? If she's slept with more than two guys, chances are she's seen at least one bigger, and at least one smaller, and she probalby screwed both of them more than once, so you're probably doing just fine.
3) If she's faking it, that's her problem. (Warning, the following may sound like a chick response) I shouldn't have to ask. If she's faking it well enough that I can't tell the difference, then the question is why the hell aren't you telling me these things so I can help you out....I mean seriously, you think I'm gonna turn down an opportunity to get freay/freakier, to help you out?

My general rule of thumb is as follows:
If you ask a question you don't want answered, you can expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Also, if a chick ever asks "do you really want to know?" the answer is ALWAYS "NO".

[peter12]

Originally Posted by MarchHare

LOL! My mom once got really upset with my father because she had a dream that he was having an affair. :P

My girlfriend just had a dream that I was in a bar trying to pick up blond girls. She was so mad and emotionally distraught, she started crying when she saw me with a friend of mine, who happens to have blond hair.

Strange, I guess. Although, women nurture emotional connections a lot more than men within a relationship. I think they tend also to value them a lot more.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Who cares if they orgasm, its all about me baby

I used to joke about getting a shutout. 3-0!!!!

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

See these are three questions I will never ask, for the following reasons:

1) I'm not stupid. I can look at pictures of me 5 years ago and figure this one out for myself.
2) All this is asking is "How many dudes have you slept with that have bigger units than me?". Why would I want to know that? If she's slept with more than two guys, chances are she's seen at least one bigger, and at least one smaller, and she probalby screwed both of them more than once, so you're probably doing just fine.
3) If she's faking it, that's her problem. (Warning, the following may sound like a chick response) I shouldn't have to ask. If she's faking it well enough that I can't tell the difference, then the question is why the hell aren't you telling me these things so I can help you out....I mean seriously, you think I'm gonna turn down an opportunity to get freay/freakier, to help you out?

My general rule of thumb is as follows:
If you ask a question you don't want answered, you can expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Also, if a chick ever asks "do you really want to know?" the answer is ALWAYS "NO".

I realize that not all guys ask such questions. I'm just pointing out that it's easy for men to point fingers due to the stereotypes such as the one in the commercial, but that it happens both ways.

For the record, I'd naver ask the stupid questions posted in this thread either. I know if it makes me look fat. I know which of my friends are hot. I don't need to ask. Hopefully though, I'm loved enough that it just doesn't matter.

[lifer]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Who cares if they orgasm, its all about me baby

Women can have an orgasm? What for?

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06

You want the guys on your team to ask which of their friends you'd want to be with while you're showering up after a game?

Hopefully the answer isn't a dude that's also in the shower at the time... awkward...

[CaptainCrunch]

I never ask a woman if it was good for her damnit, I ask myself if it was good for me. If it wasn't then its her fault.

Then I slam $2.50 cents on the night stand and leave through the window.