Vasectomy

[pope04]

Originally Posted by 4X4

So after its done, things all look and feel the same?

Other than a slightly higher voice and absence of facial hair, I've heard.

[Eagle Eye]

Originally Posted by Mccree

It is not that painful but very uncomfortable. The freezing is the worst part.

This is the guy I used www.vasman.com and it cost about 150.00

Not painfull at all when you get frozen, just hurts like hell when they cant freeze one side (not to scare anyone away from this)

[Cowboy89]

Originally Posted by pope04

Hey, guys:

Is it painful after? I'm sure I read on here a few years ago that it's not as bad as having teeth cleaned, and I'm sure freezing helps, but I'm more concerned about later that day and beyond.

Thanks.

A business collegue of mine had this done a year and a half ago. The next day we had a golf tournament to go to. He was always applying ice to it whenever he was in the cart. He could play golf however much it hurt him. Afterwards at the dinner inside the clubhouse he could be seen with a huge bag of ice resting on his crotch. Quite comical! Maybe doesn't totally answer your question, but apparently it is possible to play golf the day afterwards.

[Nufy]

Originally Posted by pope04

I was quoted $150 over and above health care. I'm not sure about failure rates, but I'll ask during my consultation. I've heard that titanium implant option is the most "foolproof."

I had mine done through a Specialist and all covered under Health care.

The guys is here in Calgary and is a Surgeon who works out of the Rockyview.

Kinda funny actually as both of my kids were born there and thats where I went to have my "well capped"

PM me if interested and i'll dig up his card.

[SarichFan]

This is one thing that i'd never... ever do in my lifetime. EVER

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Cowboy89

A business collegue of mine had this done a year and a half ago. The next day we had a golf tournament to go to. He was always applying ice to it whenever he was in the cart. He could play golf however much it hurt him. Afterwards at the dinner inside the clubhouse he could be seen with a huge bag of ice resting on his crotch. Quite comical! Maybe doesn't totally answer your question, but apparently it is possible to play golf the day afterwards.

But this is GOLF we're talking about. I know people (myself) that'd play golf the day after a date with Lorena Bobbitt.

[pope04]

Originally Posted by SarichFan

This is one thing that i'd never... ever do in my lifetime. EVER

Yeah, that's what I said when I was young too. I'm at the stage of life where I'm done, my wife's done, and we both know it.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by 4X4

So after its done, things all look and feel the same? What about "playing monopoly"? The "end of the game"?

Haha thats what I want to know too. Like when youre getting to the "big conclusion", what happens? Does anything come out at all? Does it still feel the same? This is my major concern in terms of whether or not I'd want to get it done down the road.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

Haha thats what I want to know too. Like when youre getting to the "big conclusion", what happens? Does anything come out at all? Does it still feel the same? This is my major concern in terms of whether or not I'd want to get it done down the road.

You mean once a player has "monopolized" the board, HE "liquidates his assets". So the question is, does the same amount of "money" flow into the "bank account"? And does this potentially lesser amount of "money" spend for the same amount of enjoyment?

[Saddledome]

MAN - I can't believe we have to pay and aren't paid to have this done.

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by 4X4

You mean once a player has "monopolized" the board, HE "liquidates his assets". So the question is, does the same amount of "money" flow into the "bank account"? And does this potentially lesser amount of "money" spend for the same amount of enjoyment?

oh boy, you guys are bad!
on a serious note, never noticed a bit of difference!

[Russic]

Originally Posted by fredr123

Depending on what powers he obtains, commercial air travel may be irrelevant.

I laughed pretty bloody hard at that one.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Sample00

never noticed a bit of difference!

Reeeeally? And it's reversable? And I'll be playing golf the next day?

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[Cowboy89]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Reeeeally? And it's reversable? And I'll be playing golf the next day?

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The more you know!

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Reeeeally? And it's reversable? And I'll be playing golf the next day?

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I dunno, I rode my Harley the next day, reversable? ya, if you have lots of money for a small chance that it can be reversed.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Sample00

I dunno, I rode my Harley the next day, reversable? ya, if you have lots of money for a small chance that it can be reversed.

Huh? I thought it was easily reversable... OK, not so much. I guess there's still the "solitare monopoly" plan B. Kinda gives new meaning to "frozen bank account".

[Ice]

Just keep the tight undies on and buy some bags of frozen peas or corn as they conform to the area better than a frozen ice pack. Plan on taking it easy for a day and you'll be back on your feet in no time. You shouldn't notice much difference in your activities afterwards, in fact, things could improve with the threat of pregnancy off your mind and/or condoms becoming unnecessary.

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Saddledome

MAN - I can't believe we have to pay and aren't paid to have this done.

ohhh believe me if i have to get this done she will pay...

[CrusaderPi]

I had my vasectomy in January. Here's a few pointers:

-Don't ask where that burning smell is coming from. It's your nuts, he's cauterizing the tube, and it means you'll be done soon
-Get it scheduled for a Thursday or Friday. If you've got an excuse to be on the couch, there might as well be sports on TV.
-The above is also a great excuse for a three day weekend
-Without getting too graphic, you'll squirt blood once or twice aftwerwards.
-For about two weeks you'll feel like you have baseball, I recommend boxer-briefs. You'll also be sore.
-Frozen peas are great.
-It took me a while to want sex again. The thought of my baseball sized boys swinging.... anyway.
-The 'hole' disappears in about 3 months. Or mabye that's just when I forgot where it was.

[DuffMan]

I was put under, so they wheeled me in, knocked me out, detached my nuts, and I was gone in an hour.
Bag of frozen pees, are good advice.
Oh yeah, and it didn't cost me anything.