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Old 11-12-2007, 01:13 AM   #21
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I think the topic is an ideal chance for folks here to use the word "smegma" in context.
Believe it or not, I was almost fired from a previous job for using said word.. I thought it was in context... but someone else didn't find it so amusing.

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Old 11-12-2007, 02:40 AM   #22
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:40 AM   #23
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No need to pull it back when peeing, that makes it harder to pee. The skin will also let go on its own, no need to force it. Hygeine wise, just teach the little guy that it's very important to clean the little guy.
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Old 11-12-2007, 07:33 AM   #24
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My little guy is un-cut, but I am not up to this stage yet. I think the proper method is too pull it back ever so slightly just to open the passageway a little. Maybe get your doctor to do it, because you dont want to overstretch things. In other words what Reggie said with the slack!
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Old 11-12-2007, 08:50 AM   #25
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Yoiu really should check with a doctor about the ballooning thing. That just doesn't sound right.
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Old 11-12-2007, 08:52 AM   #26
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To add something different to this thread, if you are dealing with changing baby boys and are tired of getting covered in pee, you should pick up Peepee Teepees:

http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=13271
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Old 11-12-2007, 09:00 AM   #27
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I would suggest getting his anteater snipped now, it will help him out when he's older as women aren't big fans of the toque.
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Old 11-12-2007, 09:48 AM   #28
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I would suggest getting his anteater snipped now, it will help him out when he's older as women aren't big fans of the toque.
That's BS, I am unsnipped and it never, ever was a deterrant. I have had enough experience to safely say that very few women have a problem with it.

Or at least not enough of a problem to not continue on.
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:38 AM   #29
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I had a girlfriend many years ago that took quite a while to realize that I was uncircumsized.

She wasn't too swift..........or maybe it's because she never saw it in a flaccid state.
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:58 AM   #30
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I had a girlfriend many years ago that took quite a while to realize that I was uncircumsized.

She wasn't too swift..........or maybe it's because she never saw it in a flaccid state.
I've had the same experience.
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:04 AM   #31
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Glue some spikes onto his Mr. Peenie so when it balloons up it looks like a puffer fish...
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:17 AM   #32
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That's BS, I am unsnipped and it never, ever was a deterrant. I have had enough experience to safely say that very few women have a problem with it.

Or at least not enough of a problem to not continue on.
Plus I have heard that circumsized guys lose about 30% of the sensitivity they could have had...
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:27 AM   #33
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Plus I have heard that circumsized guys lose about 30% of the sensitivity they could have had...
That extra sensitivity didn't "come" in very handy when I was a young guy, if you know what I mean.

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Old 11-12-2007, 11:32 AM   #34
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Hahaha, yep, I'm a touque too... and I've never had a girl make any comment to me about it- I don't think they've noticed.
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:32 AM   #35
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That didn't "come" in very handy when I was a young guy, if you know what I mean.
But it will when you are an old guy and need that extra 30%!!!
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:32 AM   #36
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Fotze, I think this is normal. My youngest has ballooning too. IIRC from the books we read, the foreskin does not have to be retracted until a boy is about 4 years old.

http://health.yahoo.com/children-bab...42263spec.html

By the time a boy is 3 or 4, his foreskin is usually fully retractable. Up to this time, wash or instruct your son to wash the outside of the penis with soap and water. Pushing your son's foreskin back too early can cause scar tissue formation and damage.

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Old 11-12-2007, 12:27 PM   #37
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Old 11-12-2007, 12:50 PM   #38
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That's BS, I am unsnipped and it never, ever was a deterrant.
maybe they just didn't tell you?
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:20 PM   #39
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To be or not to be...

that IS the question.

I have nothing interesting to add other than I am the way I am and can't imagine being the other way... and have no problems nor can I imagine any the other way. What way?

P.S. good that even though fotze started this thread, it has stayed on topic!
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:59 PM   #40
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How did this gold slip by everyone??
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