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Old 08-20-2007, 12:43 AM   #21
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Who gives a 60 year-old person a camel as a birthday present?

Actually, who gives a camel as a birthday present to anyone of any age?
well...if you can't get ahold of hookers and blow on short notice...i guess you go for a camel?
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Old 08-20-2007, 08:19 AM   #22
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Beastiality is the term they give to sicko freak humans who 'do it' with animals. So what do they call it when it's the other way around? Time to coin a new phrase?
Humanists?
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Old 08-20-2007, 09:55 AM   #23
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I....well...it's just....


...so many levels...
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:19 AM   #24
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Its threads like this that make me very happy I found this place...nothing like reading something like this 15 minutes before work, even more so on a Monday. Thank you CP!!!
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:28 AM   #25
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Who gives someone a Camel for the birthday? that is pretty suspect to me lock up a camel in a cage not allow it to “exert” itself for years and years and it pretty much spells out murder
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Old 08-20-2007, 03:36 PM   #26
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Honestly, is there any better way to go (die)? I can't think of any...
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Old 08-20-2007, 07:10 PM   #27
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Honestly, is there any better way to go (die)? I can't think of any...
In a big set of....nevermind.
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Old 08-20-2007, 09:08 PM   #28
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Honestly, is there any better way to go (die)? I can't think of any...
I suppose, if camels do it for you. I prefer humans, female ones.
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:35 PM   #29
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I suppose, if camels do it for you. I prefer humans, female ones.
Camels don't do it for you, they do it TO you.
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:13 PM   #30
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"The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter."

Wow. I hope the coppers are checking for any large life insurance policies were taken out by the husband in the past few months.
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Old 08-21-2007, 08:18 PM   #31
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You know I posted this on another msg board just not nearly the same amount of creativity in the responses.

Who else wants to get their girlfriend a camel for her birthday? Like how could someone honestly WANT a camel?
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