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Old 07-25-2007, 09:59 AM   #21
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Never really played around with any minty or hot ones, I'm a typical guy in the fact that I hated using the dam things. That being said, if anyone is looking for a good party hat to use that is actualy not that bad, try the Avanti condoms. The biggest difference with them over a traditional one is the fact that they are not made from latex. They seem to transfer heat better and man, they are pretty dam close to the real thing and this is coming from a guy who hates using them.

You do pay through the nose fo them (almost $20 for 5) but they are pretty dam good.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:02 AM   #22
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Triple bag it with Safeway shopping bags, you can never go wrong. =)
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:02 AM   #23
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You do pay through the nose fo them (almost $20 for 5) but they are pretty dam good.
So you save those ones for the 8 to 10 range

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Old 07-25-2007, 10:11 AM   #24
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:12 AM   #25
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So you save those ones for the 8-10 range
or for the 5 2's.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:15 AM   #26
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or for the 5 2's.
Let me clarify…I am assuming you and almost every guy knows the scale

1 (a bucket of yuck) to 10 (Jessica Alba)

or of course we could also use the other scale

0 (you wouldn’t) to 1 (you would)
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:24 AM   #27
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Let me clarify…I am assuming you and almost every guy knows the scale

1 (a bucket of yuck) to 10 (Jessica Alba)

or of course we could also use the other scale

0 (you wouldn’t) to 1 (you would)
Yeah but if you take hiome 5 2's you'd better be wearing at least one jimmy.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:30 AM   #28
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I'm of the opinion that the majority of the good stuff should be done during foreplay, so you don't need a fancy condom.
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I prefer to use lambskin condoms because it's a more natural sensation and also very effective against pregnancy.

If you take the time to do things right you won't need any of those substitutes.
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:14 PM   #29
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In this day and age, with cars, trains, busses, plains and so many other ways to get away from a pregnant woman, why the hell would anybody use a condom?

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Old 07-25-2007, 12:24 PM   #30
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So I'm the type of guy who usually gets the 12 pack of the Durex superthins, but now I'm starting to look at the other varieties like the "sensation" ones like the one that could give my girlfriend that minty sensation down there, or the one that heats up
Has anyone ever tried any of them? What are some of your wives/girlfriends testimonials?
Which ones do you use?

and please... spare us the "I'm so big, I use the XXXXL size ones". Nothing is lamer than that joke in a condom thread.
You jest, but seriously... I can't find any 'fun' or 'cool' condoms that properly fit the larger sized gentleman. The only brand that I have found to fit comfortably (Trojan large in the green box) are made out of the lowest grade and thickest rubber available it seems, plus the lubricant is like this for-industrial-use-only type powder and they stink terribly.

So more often than not, I end up donning a hat that doesn't fit right. It sucks, but not as bad as having that gross rubber/powder stink permeate the room for an hour afterwards.

If you want the best bang for your buck (pun intended) buy the Elexa from trojan. You're getting it because in the box comes a small ring with a vibrating knob that you can strategically position to help enhance the action. No lube or 'sensation additive' will ever compare to a vibrating, live action, lightning bolt of love. You can take that to the bank.
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:48 PM   #31
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:35 PM   #32
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it seemed to take away from some of the intense sensation
what intense sensation, there's nothing intense about intercourse with a condom.
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:51 PM   #33
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Me and my ex-girlfriend tried the studded and heated ones. She said the studded didn't feel any different except right at the beginning. And the heated ones were a poor choice. Didn't really work and just dried out. Never buying those again. I just buy the regular ones now.
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:18 PM   #34
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Me and my ex-girlfriend tried the studded and heated ones. She said the studded didn't feel any different except right at the beginning.
I actually didn't even notice when my boyfriend used a studded one... it really didn't feel any different to me.
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:31 PM   #35
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I actually didn't even notice when my boyfriend used a studded one... it really didn't feel any different to me.
She said she could only tell upon (hold onto your PG13 hats!) entry. After that she said it felt like a regular condom. It didn't make a difference for me.
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:35 PM   #36
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Trojans smell like a used tire factory, they are on the bottom of my list. I'm off them lately, g/f on the pill and pulling out = bareback jones.
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:41 PM   #37
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:43 PM   #38
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Triple bag it with Safeway shopping bags, you can never go wrong. =)
I was always taught to put on one comdom, put Tiger Balm on it, put on a second comdom over. Don't worry the girl will let you know when the first one breaks
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:47 PM   #39
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I remember the first I had sex I used a durex condom it broke of course she wasn’t on the pill…that was a pretty terrifying week…since than I have boycotted them
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Trojans smell like a used tire factory, they are on the bottom of my list. I'm off them lately, g/f on the pill and pulling out = bareback jones.
Dude, if she's on the pill, pulling out ain't gonna do jack. If she gets gonna get pregnant on the pill, all the pulling out in the world isn't gonna stop it. Sperm come out all the time when you are going at it, even if the bulk is with the money shot.

Of course if you like shooting around the room then by all means keep pulling out.
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