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Old 06-08-2007, 02:20 PM   #21
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Yeah, but those knockers have never looked so bad either.
Touche...
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:47 PM   #22
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This is so wrong.... the Team of course.

She is dead to me.

http://www.edmontonsun.com/PhotoGall...2/1628571.html
She looks like a cougar
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:50 PM   #23
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Like Thailand, or that place the cab driver in Montreal was trying to take us...
Exactly. Except in those places, if you're so inclined (just clarifying, that I never have been and don't forsee being so inclined any time soon), for a sligtly larger tip the girls can be persuaded to do more than be friendly. Actually, I'm sure if you tip well enought at Cowboys it'd probably work that way too, but you'd probably need Prince Harry money to tip like that.
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:55 PM   #24
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Here's an article with more JUICY BITS

http://www.france24.com/france24Publ...010f9&cat=null

"He was ID'd like anyone else who looks under a certain age. He showed his British army identification, and obviously our doormen don't see that very often," Lee said. "It took a minute or two before they realized, 'Oh my god, this is Prince Harry.'"

She said Harry stayed clear of the dance floor, mingling mostly with friends and bar staff. "He specifically mentioned ... 'This is awesome ... I never really get to do this without cameras in my face,'" she told the Sun.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:20 PM   #25
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She's kind of ugly in the Oilers pic actually. Looks old with tons of make up.

Why does everyone who comes to Calgary go to cowboys anyway? the place is a classless dump full of losers.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:26 PM   #26
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Wow... talk about two different pictures...

Either she's rather nice looking and the Sun photographer should be fired for a slanderously ugly photo, or the photographer of the Hottest Bartender Shoot should be knighted for turning ##### into gold.

I still don't think she's that great though... fake boobies suck.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:32 PM   #27
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Wow... talk about two different pictures...

Either she's rather nice looking and the Sun photographer should be fired for a slanderously ugly photo, or the photographer of the Hottest Bartender Shoot should be knighted for turning ##### into gold.

I still don't think she's that great though... fake boobies suck.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:39 PM   #28
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This is so wrong.... the Team of course.

She is dead to me.

http://www.edmontonsun.com/PhotoGall...2/1628571.html
Wow, is she ever a butterface.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:40 PM   #29
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Wow, is she ever a butterface.
Hey, we can't all be as dashing as you.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:42 PM   #30
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Hey, we can't all be as dashing as you.
That's why I get "Two minutes in the box for looking so good!"
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That's why I get "Two minutes in the box for looking so good!"
When I take my pants off I get 2, 5 and 10.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:46 PM   #32
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When I take my pants off I get 2, 5 and 10.

When I take off my pants the ladies get 8, and 8, and 8, and 8, and 8.....you see where this is going
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:49 PM   #33
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When I take off my pants the ladies get 8, and 8, and 8, and 8, and 8.....you see where this is going
Is 8 some kind of euphamism for 'unsatisfied'?
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Ha Ha Ha!! This thread is hilarious!
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:51 PM   #35
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When I step out of the shower, I get a 50 game suspension
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:54 PM   #36
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When I step out of the shower, I get a 50 game suspension
McSorley style illegal use of the stick?

I could go all night (That's what she said) but I'm scared of jiri.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:56 PM   #37
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I got a 5 game suspension last night for pulling a McSorley and almost taking her eye out.

also, how many 25-cent piss waters did Harry have?

edit: somehow friggin beat while I typed my answer......weird
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:56 PM   #38
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ooooh the prince at a bar. What to do? the monarchy is such a waste of time to begin with.
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:06 PM   #39
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I somehow see a joke forming ....

A prince, a soldier and an RCMP officer walk into a bar ... so who can provide the punchline?
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:11 PM   #40
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ooooh the prince at a bar. What to do? the monarchy is such a waste of time to begin with.
No kidding. The tradition and everything that goes along with it is interesting and neat to have around. But the way the British follow it is unreal. I can understand why he was so surprised that no cameras were in his face, probably because a lot of people don't know who is he here/don't care nearly as much as the British.

But I guess it's better than here and the US where lazy eye dog face (Paris Hilton) is front page news.
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