05-15-2007, 08:22 AM
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Send him a toe in the mail
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05-15-2007, 08:36 AM
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#22
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Find some 'questionable material' on the Internet and photoshop his head onto the guy. Send it to him in the mail and tell him if he doesn't pay in one week, the same picture will be mailed to everyone he knows, including his wife/gf.
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05-15-2007, 09:40 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie Bronze
He doesn't have any pets.
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Then you need to give him 10 cats. All dead ones. Nailed to the front of his house.
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05-15-2007, 09:45 AM
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#24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
Then you need to give him 10 cats. All dead ones. Nailed to the front of his house.
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http://calsun.canoe.ca/News/Alberta/...81230-sun.html
D'Arcy's going to get overwhelmed with PETA emails now. Way to go.
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05-15-2007, 09:52 AM
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#25
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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I probably can't be caught in my hockey pool, so some of my opponents are already sending me the $. One feller says his dog is going to deliver the $ to my house.
The custodian of the hockey pool has a sacred fiduciary trust. To breach this trust is a shameful transgression, and he must be punished severely.
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05-15-2007, 11:50 AM
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#26
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
1. Buy some of those rainbow stickers
2. get him really drunk and keep him up late on a work night (cue joke by fotze)
3. put stickers (tidily) on his truck. One on each window, two on each bumper
He'll have no time to peel them off before work the next day and be forced to show up at work like that.
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"arsenal Paint "I Love Man Sex" on his truck."
http://www.lezkeepitreal.com/whos-dr...g-bug-and-why/
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05-15-2007, 12:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Tell the rest of the poolies that you aren't being paid, wonder out loud if their money helped pay for his new <insert most recent pretentious purchase here> and let the righteous indignation take over.
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—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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05-15-2007, 12:26 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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Hey, since a lot of us are leaning toward the "drunk" idea. How about this one.
Step 1: Get him Drunk
Step 2: Bring him to the Tattoo parlor
Step 3: Have them tattoo a unicorn on his face.
Step 4: profit!
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05-15-2007, 12:34 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
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He doesn't have to kill any of the cats himself. Previously dead cats in various states of decay should do the trick as long as the nails don't rip through them.
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05-15-2007, 12:42 PM
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#30
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Franchise Player
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Troutman: have you still not seen my dog? He's been gone for a week, I am starting to worry about what he did with the money.
ps I lost because I went Flame heavy.
pps Troutman did you win because you picked all those Detroit players? Shame.
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05-15-2007, 01:08 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeneas
Troutman: have you still not seen my dog? He's been gone for a week, I am starting to worry about what he did with the money.
ps I lost because I went Flame heavy.
pps Troutman did you win because you picked all those Detroit players? Shame.
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Hey everybody, welcome my old friend and long time lurker Aeneas! He is as big a Flames fan as you will find. I hope he drops in more often to post his thoughts. Can someone help him with an avatar and signature? Send him a PM.
BTW, I took only Calgary Flames players in the CP Playoff pool. But, when $ is on the line, I do things a little differently.
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05-15-2007, 01:27 PM
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#32
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ericschand
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I got that from an episode of Top Gear (Series 9 Episode 5 I believe).
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05-15-2007, 01:43 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I-Hate-Hulse
How much are we talking about? $200 ain't the end of the world. $3000 requires you to send out Vinny to break some knee caps.
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The amount shoudn't matter. It is the principle of the thing.
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05-15-2007, 04:14 PM
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#34
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie Bronze
He doesn't have any pets.
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Children?
I would get piss drunk on whiskey, show up at his house and do a little "skit" that involves you yelling about how he should tell his parents about "us" and that you think its time you guys came out of the closet, together, as lovers. Then explain to him that he has 4 days to pay you before you repeat this skit at his place of work infront of his co workers.
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Last edited by SaskaBushFire; 05-15-2007 at 04:21 PM.
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05-15-2007, 04:38 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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If you have his e-mail address, sign him up for every "internet offer" you can find. Include as much porn as possible. 250 e-mails a day should do the trick.
or..
Nail his wife.
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05-15-2007, 04:50 PM
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#36
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JBR
Nail his wife.
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Or his mom... 
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05-15-2007, 04:53 PM
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#37
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
Send him a toe in the mail
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I spewed my turkey sandwich all over the monitor when I read this...good one 
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05-15-2007, 08:04 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JBR
Nail his wife.
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Oh my, she's 9 months pregnant and the baby should be here on the weekend.
True story!
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05-15-2007, 09:03 PM
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#39
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie Bronze
Oh my, she's 9 months pregnant and the baby should be here on the weekend.
True story!
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Visit her in the hospital, kiss her on the head, and say "he/she looks just like me! Good job!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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05-15-2007, 09:31 PM
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#40
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Visit her in the hospital, kiss her on the head, and say "he/she looks just like me! Good job!"
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Wow. That'd draw the ire of even the calmest man.
Last edited by 4X4; 05-15-2007 at 11:56 PM.
Reason: spelling
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