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Old 05-03-2007, 08:07 PM   #21
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:10 PM   #22
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:11 PM   #23
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... umm, what's a cubit?
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:19 PM   #24
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... umm, what's a cubit?
Awesome Cosby reference! He kind of looks like a young Noah, too.
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:42 PM   #25
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:04 PM   #28
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:31 PM   #29
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:31 PM   #30
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:35 PM   #31
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:24 AM   #32
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:45 AM   #33
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:25 AM   #34
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:26 AM   #35
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:32 AM   #36
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:30 PM   #37
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why couldn't they have traded me to a good team like the flames
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Old 05-04-2007, 04:14 PM   #38
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"Something is percolating in me... I need to take a huge dump....nah, I'll wait until after the 3rd when we win tonight..."

Damn.. beat me to the punch.

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