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Old 03-29-2007, 03:41 PM   #21
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:43 PM   #22
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What do you call a cow that has had an abortion?

Decaffinated.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:46 PM   #23
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Are single burgers lonely ???

Ya know....cause they're single ??????
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:49 PM   #24
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What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:49 PM   #25
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What do you call a pirate that's also a pedophile?

RRRRRRRRR Kelly.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:49 PM   #26
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Q-Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A-It was dead.

Q-Why did the fireman fall out of the tree?

A-He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q-How do you circumsize a whale?

a-Send four skin divers.


Don't even let me get started on my man with no arms and no legs jokes.

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Old 03-29-2007, 03:53 PM   #27
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Don't even let me get started on my man with no arms and no legs jokes.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that hangs out in your backyard?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs that is always in goal?

Annette

/Come to think of it... it doesn't matter if these people have no arms or legs or not...
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:54 PM   #28
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A Pirate walks into a bar wearhing a stearing wheel on his belt buckle.

The bartender says, what's with the stearing wheel? Doesn't that bother you?

The Piarte replies "Yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts".


Why'd the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:54 PM   #29
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

DAM!

What did the big rose say to the little rose?

Hi Bud.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:56 PM   #30
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Are single burgers lonely ???

Ya know....cause they're single ??????

Well, you're single.

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Are you lonely?


(just playing along. )
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:10 PM   #31
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A Man Walks into a bar...


.....and says OUCH!!!
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:12 PM   #32
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Did you guys try that new Nancy Kerrigan KFC special?
It comes with 2 small breasts and a battered thigh.


I still laugh at the gay dinosaur joke! hahaha
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:19 PM   #33
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What do gay cows eat?

Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy!
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:22 PM   #34
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Well, you're single.

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Are you lonely?


(just playing along. )

Yeah .........
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:22 PM   #35
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Knock knock,
who's there....
Gorilla...
gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, I'm hungry

what do you get if you combine an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:25 PM   #36
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Well if they fly over the bay they would be bagels.


I was telling my coworker about this cheesy thread and she read that off her granola bar wrapper. hehe
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:42 PM   #37
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Man wakes up in a hospital...
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: Of course you can't, we amputated your arms.
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:43 PM   #38
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Awesome thread.

Q: What's black, white, red and can't fit through a revolving door?

A: A nun with a javelin through her head.

How do you sell a duck to a deaf man?

HEY! WANNA BUY A DUCK?
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Old 03-29-2007, 04:45 PM   #39
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Man wakes up in a hospital...
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: Of course you can't, we amputated your arms.
LOL!
best one yet!
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Old 03-29-2007, 05:04 PM   #40
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What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a wall?

Ilene.

What do yu call a Chinese woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a wall?

Irene.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What's the similarity between toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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