Your Best Pranks ever

[Dion]

Best prank of all happened when I was a teen. Went to a house party after work and this guy had one of those inflatable girls in his bedroom. I thought nothing of it till later that night. I came down stairs from getting another beer from the fridge and I see this inflabale girl on the couch and one of my drunken friends trying to talk to her. Mind you the lights were dim and the room was pretty smoky. lol he staggers towards me complaining how the girl on the couch won't talk to her.

A few days later at work, word got around about what happened. My poor friend never lived that one down

[FlamesAllTheWay]

Every monday to start off the week our high school would play a video of Oh Canada which everyone would have to stand & watch silently before class started. So some friends of mine decided it wise to use this moment, when all students and administration were focused on the same thing, to pull one of the greatest high school grad pranks ever pulled. Using a contact from within the student's council they managed to aquire the tape of Oh Canada that was screened every week. After some careful edits the tape was replaced back in its lockbox where it would sit until the next screening. Next monday rolls around and the whole school's standing at attention, half asleep, watching Oh Canada. Halfway through the movie, just as two mountain goats' heads are about to clash together bringing forth the climax of Oh Canada the tape abruptly cuts to about 30 odd seconds of hardcore porn. I knew it was going to do this so I had been trying my hardest not to laugh leading up to the moment but the expression on everyones face once it happened was absolutely priceless. Teacher starts fumbling for the remote to switch the TV off, drops it a couple times, finally clicks it off but the damage had been done. So funny.

Made headlines across North America too, though all I can find at the moment is this link to a Philadelphia news network. I'm sure at least some of you have heard of this haha http://web.archive.org/web/200212272...1802_porn.html

[CrusaderPi]

Might not be the best idea to link to a site where they are offering a reward for the capture of you.

[bluejays]

Got another one...I'm on a damn roll. I absolutely love this thread. Anyway, we're at a New Years house party in this guys basement. The party moves to the main floor (mostly engineering students around, so they just drink and drown in their own misery). Someone brings this scrawny 18 year old kid around and starts feeding him drinks. He's a nice enough kid, but they seriously loaded him up. He pukes and pukes uncontrollably...somehow puking right in this guys Brita water filter. Next he leans on the guys oven handle and it breaks off. After awhile, this kid passes out and we put him to sleep on the sofa...vomit's all over his shoulder length hair and all and they're concerned about it getting on the couch. So what do we do? Shave his 2 year growth of course! The partythrowers' mom was a barber, we grab the Osler, and patchwork galore. The kid looked like a shaved rat...and the worst part was he was told to pay for the damages.

[Jayems]

Originally Posted by FlamesAllTheWay

Every monday to start off the week our high school would play a video of Oh Canada which everyone would have to stand & watch silently before class started. So some friends of mine decided it wise to use this moment, when all students and administration were focused on the same thing, to pull one of the greatest high school grad pranks ever pulled. Using a contact from within the student's council (contact being the school president haha) they managed to aquire the tape of Oh Canada that was screened every week. After some careful edits the tape was replaced back in its lockbox where it would sit until the next screening. Next monday rolls around and the whole school's standing at attention, half asleep, watching Oh Canada. Halfway through the movie, just as two mountain goats' heads are about to clash together bringing forth the climax of Oh Canada the tape abruptly cuts to about 30 odd seconds of hardcore porn. I knew it was going to do this so I had been trying my hardest not to laugh leading up to the moment but the expression on everyones face once it happened was absolutely priceless. Teacher starts fumbling for the remote to switch the TV off, drops it a couple times, finally clicks it off but the damage had been done. So funny.

Made headlines across North America too, though all I can find at the moment is this link to a Philadelphia news network. I'm sure at least some of you have heard of this haha http://web.archive.org/web/200212272...1802_porn.html

Ahh... Springbank.

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by FlamesAllTheWay

Every monday to start off the week our high school would play a video of Oh Canada which everyone would have to stand & watch silently before class started. So some friends of mine decided it wise to use this moment, when all students and administration were focused on the same thing, to pull one of the greatest high school grad pranks ever pulled. Using a contact from within the student's council (contact being the school president haha) they managed to aquire the tape of Oh Canada that was screened every week. After some careful edits the tape was replaced back in its lockbox where it would sit until the next screening. Next monday rolls around and the whole school's standing at attention, half asleep, watching Oh Canada. Halfway through the movie, just as two mountain goats' heads are about to clash together bringing forth the climax of Oh Canada the tape abruptly cuts to about 30 odd seconds of hardcore porn. I knew it was going to do this so I had been trying my hardest not to laugh leading up to the moment but the expression on everyones face once it happened was absolutely priceless. Teacher starts fumbling for the remote to switch the TV off, drops it a couple times, finally clicks it off but the damage had been done. So funny.

Made headlines across North America too, though all I can find at the moment is this link to a Philadelphia news network. I'm sure at least some of you have heard of this haha http://web.archive.org/web/200212272...1802_porn.html

DING DING! We have a winner.

School officials are offering a $300.00 reward for the capture of the porno prankster.

[FlamesAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by CrusaderPi

Might not be the best idea to link to a site where they are offering a reward for the capture of you.

Haha well it wasn't me so I'm safe. Actually the funny thing was the principle knew full well who at least one of the main culprits was simply by the guys reputation, but he didn't have any evidence to pin it on him. Called the guy into his office so many times just waiting for him to slip up but he & no one were ever caught and no one ratted anyone out to claim the reward...

[algernon]

I had a locker-mate in high school that I had a falling out with over the final price of a walkman. I paid him the $120 we agreed upon ($20 less than his original $140 asking price). After he got home, he heard the riot act from his parents and basicly demanded the difference, because he wasn't in-charge of his negotiating, or whatever.

Hmmn.

went to the ATB on 17th ave and requested $20 worth of pennys.

Them 'what!?! we can only give you 6.50cents worth.
'OK'-me
scotia-What?-here's $7.00
Thanks me

<finally at Old 4th st Royal>:

me I need $6.50 worth of pennies, please.
teller huhn?
me well i gotta get back at a buddy,
teller haha no problem.
me thanks.

as thay brought it to me they realized my backpack was going to break, and gave me 3 or 4 garbage bags to put the loot in. I was able to get back home ok.

The next morning I took the bus to school early and cleaned out my locker,
I started off-loading, broke open every single one of the .50cent rolls that I lugged there. @ $13, the locker floor sagged in about 6 inches, I loved it. When I was done there was a slight cone to the mound and I could here coins clanging against the door when I was slamming it.

Oh. when I ran into Jim 3 or so years later, he claimed I owed him 86 cents that must have fallen through the cracks. He also told me that was the best prank he or his dad ever heard.

iIs 23 pound of pennies is worth more than a pound of flesh?
Absolutely

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by FlamesAllTheWay

Every monday to start off the week our high school would play a video of Oh Canada which everyone would have to stand & watch silently before class started. So some friends of mine decided it wise to use this moment, when all students and administration were focused on the same thing, to pull one of the greatest high school grad pranks ever pulled. Using a contact from within the student's council (contact being the school president haha) they managed to aquire the tape of Oh Canada that was screened every week. After some careful edits the tape was replaced back in its lockbox where it would sit until the next screening....

That sounds pretty similiar to a prank that took place at my high school. There was some sort of overnight 24 hour famine relief event taking place at my highschool over the weekend. Since the gym was open there were a lot of guys there who weren't taking part in the event, they just wanted to play floor hockey.

Anyways, a couple of guys managed to break into the office and steal the tape of O Canada. Keep in mind this is in the late 80's, it was an audio tape (not video like the prank I'm replying to) and only guys with DJ equipment could mix two songs together.

Anyways, Monday morning and O Canada is playing over the loudspeaker until suddenly you hear a DJ scratching a record and seamlessly going into "Do the Bartman". The song played for about 20 seconds before it got turned off with a loud click and then followed by an announcement in an angry voice of, "The National Anthem has been cancelled for today". I don't think it got played again the rest of the week.

[krazycanuck]

I did hear about the O canada thing before, I can't remember who from. Anyways, a couple years back me and a couple friends wanted to get this one kid...I don't remember why....but we got him good anyways.

2am we show up to his house armed with a roll of cling wrap and 2 garbage bags of popcorn. We saran wrap his door frame to create a solid seal leaving just 6 inches at the very top. Put the garbage bag into the top...and dump the contents which are now sealed between the door and the saran wrap. Ring the doorbell, run and hide in an alley across the street. Buddy opens the door, and the popcorn flows into his front entrance. He just looks at it, looks at saran wrap....looks ****ed and closes the door. Dosent tear down the wrap...bad idea.

So, we wait 15 minutes to make sure he's back in bed, and proceed to return with the 2nd bag....dump it in and take off...Im sure he got a 2nd surprise in the morning.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

One prank that I took part in was pretty simple but effective.

When I was in high school a bunch of guys would get together and play poker. Anyways we were short guys one time so we invited this one guy over and he brought a friend of his we didn't know. Anyways, they tried to collaborate during the game in pretty obvious ways like "accidentally" dropping their cards.

So we decided to teach him a lesson. We decided that we'd honk whenever we drove past his house. It became a habit for us, and since his house was on a street that made a great shortcut, we honked quite often. It ended up that we told people about it and they started to do it eventually pretty much every guy in our grade started to do it.

The guy would bring it up and he'd tell us how he didn't know who was doing it but it was driving his parents crazy. He had no idea who was doing it.

Anyways, years later in university he'd tell us that he still hears people honking when they drive by.

[Buff]

Not really a prank of epic proportions but it was funny. I worked at Canadian Tire and I had a lot of fun pranking one of the bike mechanics (well all of them actually). Anyways they had an old computer chair in the bike room. It was black fabric covering the foam seat pad. I took a 1L bottle of water and poured it all over the chair about 30 minutes before one of the bike guys came to work. Since it was black fabric you couldn't tell that it was soaking wet... a spunge full of water really.

The guy comes into work and the first thing he does is sits down. He may as well have sit in a puddle of water as his pants were soaked, right through his underwear. I was the first person he thought of who would do it, and he came right for me, all ticked off because he was soaked and didn't have any other clothes to change into. I played dumb and pretended that I didn't know what he was talking about. I managed to keep a straight face and even mentioned that I saw this other guy in the bike room. He believed me and decided to get back at this other guy. I don't remember what he did but it spurred two weeks of these guys pranking each other back and forth trying to out do one another.

In my first few years when I worked there it was a fun place. You never wanted to quit because you knew your last day was going to be fun... for everybody else. On your last day you wouldn't drive your vehicle to work and you would have a friend or family member bring you a change of clothes at the end of your shift. Then you would go home and shower for a few hours.

I've done millions of pranks I can't even remember a small fraction of the ones I've pulled off.

[Table 5]

man, there sure is some hillarity in this thread.

[maverickeastwood]

Heres a good one, take some wheel bearing grease and smear some on the exhaust manifold of your buddies car. He'll flip when the smoke starts to rise from under the hood...and the smell

[Regulator75]

Great posts guys, keep them coming.


Cruel Prank.

Back in grade 11, we all hung out in my buddies basement/family room. They had this little cubby/closet under the stairs. We decided to hide a friend of ours inside this little closet and the victim wouldn't know he was hiding.

We would then intentionally bring "hiding guy" into the conversation, then like clock work the victim would start saying really terrible things (racist things, mother things, insinuating he was gay, religious things, yadda, yadda, yadda you get the point).

The guy we pulled the prank on was always saying crap behind peoples backs and we were sick and tired of it. Needless to say when the hiding guy came out of the cubby space, the victim lost it and freaked out.

Hiding guy "Oh, so that's what you really think of me???"
Victim "WTF is he doing in there?, uhh err ummm, YOU guys are A-HOLES!!!"

The hiding guy was actually a Brown belt (Karate) at the time and the victim took off swearing (wanting nothing to do with him and us ever again).

We still talk about it today 14 years later and laugh hysterically, ahh good times.

[I_H8_Crawford]

Hmmm - one of my favorite's is one of my best friends is going on his first trip alone to another county - so once he has the details and is stoked about when leaving, over a couple of beers, I ask him "So, are you going to join the Mile High Club?"

My friend had no idea what that was, so I immediately saw an opportunity for some fun.

Him: What's the Mile High Club? How do you join it?
Me: How can you have never heard of the Mile High Club? It's an elite club with some great perks on the plane to make the trip go by quicker!
Him: Does it cost a lot of money?
Me: Nope, probably $100 or so, but not many people know about it, so no one asks. I'm part of the Mile High club, makes those trips to Toronto that much easier.
Him: Who do I pay?
Me: Wait until the plane takes off, and when the seatbelt sign goes off, call over the stewardess and tell her you have $100 and want to join the Mile High Club
Him: That's it?
Me: Yep, and you won't regret it if you do it.

Conversation went onto other things after that.

Needless to say, a month later when he gets back first thing I get is a hard punch in the arm followed by "YOU *******!"

[Tron_fdc]

Heh. I love pranks.

When I was in Australia we pranked a guy pretty badly. Nobody liked this particular swede (we called him Forest because he talked so much), so we filled a pizza with liquid exlax, and then joined him for a night of drinking. The guy was particularily fond of funneling cider through a snorkel, so at one pint someone thought it would be funny to fill half the cider bottle with urine.

The guy hammers back the cider, sucks out all the remnants from the funnel, and looks around with a bewildered look on his face because we're all on the floor laughing so hard. To top it off, the next morning the guy spent about 2 hours on the toilet from the exlax. Super mean thing to do, but if you ever met Forest you wouldn't think twice.

Other random pranks involve:
-mustard up the nose of a person passed out
-bingo ink cracked over someones head
-hot sauce down someones pants
-Hog tie the passed out guy and give him beats
-the ol' ball and chain locked to your leg
-our rugby team had a game of "hide the poo" going when we were on tour, you basically shat in someones cleats/bag/shave kit/wherever and left it for them to find it later after travelling somewhere

A friend of mine had some pretty funny ones going as well. He bought a new truck, and his buddy called him up pretending to be a warranty recall guy from GM. He told him he had to IMMEDIATELY come in to get some random part replaced that was causing fires. He went in to the nearest dealership, and spent 1/2 an hour arguing with the parts guy about a recall that didn't exist.

Payback was an ad in the bargain finder "Free: Maytag washer and dryer. I work nights, so only call after 1AM"

[Jayems]

One prank that was played on me was as a going away present when I quit my job at the hospital was the guys bought $100 worth of unpopped popcorn and puft-wheat. A guy stayed up all night popping the popcorn.

though my last 12 hours of work, the lugged the garbabge bags out to the parking lot and filled the cab of my truck. The entire cab was filled.

Great prank. Took the truck to get it vaccumed up, and we filled about 5 of the tubes.

I was still finding popcorn and puftwheat for years after that. Then someone stole my truck.

[jolinar of malkshor]

Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

Heh. I love pranks.

When I was in Australia we pranked a guy pretty badly. Nobody liked this particular swede (we called him Forest because he talked so much), so we filled a pizza with liquid exlax, and then joined him for a night of drinking. The guy was particularily fond of funneling cider through a snorkel, so at one pint someone thought it would be funny to fill half the cider bottle with urine.

The guy hammers back the cider, sucks out all the remnants from the funnel, and looks around with a bewildered look on his face because we're all on the floor laughing so hard. To top it off, the next morning the guy spent about 2 hours on the toilet from the exlax. Super mean thing to do, but if you ever met Forest you wouldn't think twice.

That is not a prank...that is completely ignorant.

[AC]

Originally Posted by FlamesAllTheWay

Porn on school's tv.

This was done at Scarlett too.

Originally Posted by jolinar of malkshor

That is not a prank...that is completely ignorant.

Not sure 'ignorant' is the word you're looking for here...