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				This is without a doubt the funniest thing I have encountered on Calgarypuck I cannot stop laughing  
			
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couldn't help it, but funnier than a guy who doesn't know if he's circumsized or not?  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-21-2007, 08:44 PM
			
			
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				couldn't help it, but funnier than a guy who doesn't know if he's circumsized or not?   
			
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What???? I'm new, but could I have missed this thread?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-21-2007, 10:02 PM
			
			
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				What???? I'm new, but could I have missed this thread? 
			
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And be glad you did, too.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-21-2007, 10:20 PM
			
			
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				And be glad you did, too. 
			
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And not one more word. It shall forever be known as "the thread that shall remain nameless".
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-21-2007, 11:16 PM
			
			
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So where is this thread?  I'd like to see the answe.....  I mean.... oh crap.  Foot into mouth yet again.    
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-22-2007, 01:08 AM
			
			
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				well ive had the nigerian emails before. but ya, ill never be scammed. 
			
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			01-22-2007, 02:13 AM
			
			
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			01-22-2007, 11:46 AM
			
			
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			You have to figure out a way of making him lose money in the long run. Tell him you'll send him the cheques but send them to him in a really large package of garbage or junk but give it a super high customs value.  
 
Tell him that you need his help to deliver it to a friend in England and that the friend will compensate him for the customs fees and shipping he'll need to pay to accept it and that his cheques are inside as well. 
 
To make it even better, tell him to deliver it to a police station with a confidential letter telling the police that this is a scammer.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				  
				
					
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			01-22-2007, 11:50 AM
			
			
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				You have to figure out a way of making him lose money in the long run. Tell him you'll send him the cheques but send them to him in a really large package of garbage or junk but give it a super high customs value.  
  
Tell him that you need his help to deliver it to a friend in England and that the friend will compensate him for the customs fees and shipping he'll need to pay to accept it and that his cheques are inside as well. 
  
To make it even better, tell him to deliver it to a police station with a confidential letter telling the police that this is a scammer. 
			
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I see you read that internet site long ago.  That was some good reading.  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-22-2007, 12:37 PM
			
			
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				You have to figure out a way of making him lose money in the long run. Tell him you'll send him the cheques but send them to him in a really large package of garbage or junk but give it a super high customs value.  
 
Tell him that you need his help to deliver it to a friend in England and that the friend will compensate him for the customs fees and shipping he'll need to pay to accept it and that his cheques are inside as well. 
 
To make it even better, tell him to deliver it to a police station with a confidential letter telling the police that this is a scammer. 
			
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lol i think im going to get him to send the drafts and im going to mail him a box of chit once i get his address
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-22-2007, 12:51 PM
			
			
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				im going to mail him a box of chit once i get his address 
			
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Make sure it's something like old computer parts; something that if inspected might have apparent value, but really worthless.
 
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			01-22-2007, 01:20 PM
			
			
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			no i mean a box of actual excrement! LOL
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-22-2007, 02:02 PM
			
			
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			01-22-2007, 02:10 PM
			
			
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			01-22-2007, 02:12 PM
			
			
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			01-22-2007, 02:23 PM
			
			
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			oh man, i want to get this guy good...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-22-2007, 04:03 PM
			
			
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			01-22-2007, 04:45 PM
			
			
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			It says the guy disappeared.  I wonder what happened to him.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-22-2007, 04:53 PM
			
			
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				no i mean a box of actual excrement! LOL 
			
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