11-29-2006, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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Maybe this is why I get laid more when I am in my skinny stage 
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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11-29-2006, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by FireFly
And I don't think he's saying 'it' actually gets bigger, just that you can use more of it as the belly fat that starts growing around the base of your shaft disappears and you now have that extra room at the base of your shaft.
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Well, I didn't see Oprah, so I have no idea what he was trying to say, but your original post indicated that you would get an inch of penis size for every 35 lbs lost. I took that to mean actual penis growth, my bad. Either way, it's not exactly mindblowing information to realize that you will have more penis to work with, so to speak, if you lose the gutt that is getting in the way.
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Last edited by Eastern Girl; 11-29-2006 at 06:02 PM.
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11-29-2006, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
you will have more penis to work with, so to speak, if you lose the gutt that is getting in the way.
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Thats what she said... 
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11-29-2006, 06:15 PM
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Alright so lets just do the math. every 35 lbs = an inch. so 3 inches/100 lbs. so if you were extremely overweight at, 450 lbs...and lost 200 lbs...and had 6'' to begin with...you're now the world's most boastful man.
Good theory, "Dr. Oz"
Why is there guy's advice on Ophra anyways?
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11-29-2006, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by fanforever1986
Alright so lets just do the math. every 35 lbs = an inch. so 3 inches/100 lbs. so if you were extremely overweight at, 450 lbs...and lost 200 lbs...and had 6'' to begin with...you're now the world's most boastful man.
Good theory, "Dr. Oz"
Why is there guy's advice on Ophra anyways?
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So you didn't read the rest of the post that said the gain tapers off as you get closer to your optimal weight...
And do you really think a 450 lbs man would still have 6 inches?
In other news, for weight loss, psyllium husks for breakfast (or that All Bran cereal I love!) will make you fuller all day so you will eat less.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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because penis size is clearly the most important feature
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11-29-2006, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
because penis size is clearly the most important feature
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Well Ron Jeremy didn't become a porn star for his looks...
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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What the hell do I care? The price of hookers doesn't change!!
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I jest.... I charge by the pound anyways.
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11-29-2006, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Well Ron Jeremy didn't become a porn star for his looks...
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11-29-2006, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Well Ron Jeremy didn't become a porn star for his looks...
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And i'm not in a wheelchair because of bad legs...weight imbalance...
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11-29-2006, 06:36 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
because penis size is clearly the most important feature
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Short or long, thick or thin, vaseline will get it in
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11-29-2006, 06:38 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
And i'm not in a wheelchair because of bad legs...weight imbalance...
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How YOU doing?
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11-29-2006, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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VERY well thank you
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
How YOU doing?
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11-29-2006, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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I can confirm this as well.
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11-29-2006, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by KevanGuy
I can confirm this as well.
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About FlamesGimp? 
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11-29-2006, 07:21 PM
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Does this tool even have a medical journal to back this number?
This guy is one of those pop-doctors who like to throw around stupid statistics which then get bought up by the naive public and become conventional wisdom.
The concept makes sense but to put an arbitrary poundage of 35lbs is stupid. I gaurantee that there isn't any evidence to back up that exact number, in yet everybody was talking about it today over the water cooler. Now when this idiot comes out with his junk-medicine book (if he hasn't already) lot's of morons will buy it.
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11-29-2006, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Clarkey
Does this tool even have a medical journal to back this number?
This guy is one of those pop-doctors who like to throw around stupid statistics which then get bought up by the naive public and become conventional wisdom.
The concept makes sense but to put an arbitrary poundage of 35lbs is stupid. I gaurantee that there isn't any evidence to back up that exact number, in yet everybody was talking about it today over the water cooler. Now when this idiot comes out with his junk-medicine book (if he hasn't already) lot's of morons will buy it.
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I am sure your correct...its to get the women all juiced up just at the notion of better sex, and then send them to nagging/begging their husbands on yet another Oprah half-baked theory, all holiday season not to eat that 9pc bucket of KFC or entire plate of gingerbread cookies.
Then they too can be late for the Opera like on that Cialas commercial.
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11-29-2006, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clarkey
Does this tool even have a medical journal to back this number?
This guy is one of those pop-doctors who like to throw around stupid statistics which then get bought up by the naive public and become conventional wisdom.
The concept makes sense but to put an arbitrary poundage of 35lbs is stupid. I gaurantee that there isn't any evidence to back up that exact number, in yet everybody was talking about it today over the water cooler. Now when this idiot comes out with his junk-medicine book (if he hasn't already) lot's of morons will buy it.
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I'm sure that there's research into his 'arbitrary number'... He did qualify it that the average man would 'gain' an inch... You've also seen two people in this thread back up his claim, while another disputed it. It's probably not accurate for every man, and is an average, which is exactly what most normal people would think. If morons want to assume it's a guarantee, let them. It's not going to be perfect for every man and there's no reason to assume it would be. A 450 lb man may not see his first inch for 100lbs. A 220 lb man may not see an inch at all.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Removed by Mod
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Just to weigh in...
I think you got what you got. If you have a 7" joystick at your optimal weight of 180(washboard, body fat ratio around 7-10%, good posture,etc), then 'give up' and baloon to 235, c/w beer gut, stooping posture and a slowed down metabolisim... well, I could see losing a couple'a inches off the shaft. I mean, your crank is tethered to your body at a fixed place. If fat grows around it, and you start to lean foward as your 'Gink' grows, well, it just seems to make sense that you'd be running 5.5" or so of visble gigglestick by appearance...
On the flip side... Lose the paunch,pad the gaunch!
Just my 2centz, Those who must flame me probably are wearing jogging pants ...
EDIT: I am not saying I believe this guy. He was on Oprah for crimeney's sakes!
Last edited by algernon; 11-29-2006 at 07:40 PM.
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11-29-2006, 07:43 PM
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I don't know what Firefly is talking about. There is no such thing as overweight men on the internet.
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