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Old 11-10-2006, 08:16 PM   #21
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Can I change my vote to Jim Shergill?
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:20 PM   #22
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Sadly, she has been missing for over a year now...

How come Polly Penna does not sound familiar to me? I don't recognize that poster
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:49 PM   #23
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FlamesGimp is pretty twisted, but I find his posts pretty funny.
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:51 PM   #24
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To me its Fotze kinda hands down.
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:00 PM   #25
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How come Polly Penna does not sound familiar to me? I don't recognize that poster
She flew by a year ago around Christmas time and would start the strangest threads...

Some examples:

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Last time I went to a game I was thinking about how much I wanted to yell my guts out, but I felt a little to meek to shout what was on my mind - the guy behind didn't seem to care he said the same thing over for the last 20 minutes though.
So on my way out of the 'Dome, I thought of "The Yelling Booth".
It could be in the hallway near the snack area: listen up marketing team!
Like a phone booth where you pay a nominal fee to yell something clean through the mike when there is down time. Funds could go to charity or whatever, I bet it would be a hit.
Girlz have the best ideas.
Call P.P. for trademark obligations!!

I have lots of brass in my apartment. Maybe Team Canada could have got a brass medal at least. What happened?
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Looks like I won't be pulling them out on the 1.609344 Kilometer Rouge this year with the way they are scoring!
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What is your wish list guys? Only 15 sleeps of shopping to go.

P.S.- at this rate, looks like I'll be back down on the Red Mile being bad.

P.S.S.- if you know what I mean!!
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ht=Polly_Peena

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ht=Polly+Peena

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Sounded like she had tons of energy!

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Old 11-10-2006, 09:11 PM   #26
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She flew by a year ago around Christmas time and would start the strangest threads...

Miss all the good stuff I guess.

Who was it that posted "I was just holding it and it went off" in the circumcision thread...that sounds like a Fotze. That was one of the funniest things I have ever read
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:21 PM   #27
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I like Fotze's posts. They both creep me out and make me chuckle. I like FlamesGimp's posts. In fact, his "mysterious ways" turn me on.
I like Rougeunderoos' posts. Frank the Tank and Reaper are goodies too. There are lots of posters that give me a good laugh.
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:19 PM   #28
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Rougeunderoos is definately the George Carlin to my Carrot Top.
I've always thought of you as Bob Saget, and that isn't a put down. The man works blue!
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:22 PM   #29
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I'll second that. A lot of his stuff comes with a big whoooshing sound for most I think.

But that makes it even funnier.
Exactly. I think if half the people understood his "jokes" everyone would be saying Rouge. Most of the time I look at what he says and go.. oh, okay that was a joke, and burst out laughing.
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:30 PM   #30
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Can I change my vote to Jim Shergill?
Shergill's "Network" type meltdown was simply a wonder to behold. Not worthy of funniest poster of course but completely memorable in it's own way.
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:34 PM   #31
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What does a guy have to do to get some love on this board.

I'm funny, I really am.
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:59 PM   #32
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F&F.
It has to be Fotze setting up Flames Gimp with the "you gotta wipe my ass" thread from last year. That has to be the thread of the year for 2005.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:00 PM   #33
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Fotze and MMF. They always make me laugh
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:03 PM   #34
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Fotze and Rouge, MMF from my old hometown cracks me up as well. Lanny is funny in a meaner way if that makes sense (that isn't a put down) and the Gimp has had some beauties.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:04 PM   #35
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Cowperson has some posts that make me chuckle, KevanGuy as well.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:27 PM   #36
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Rouge probably. Especially when he's posting after having a few Pils.

Fotze is funny too, and just as funny in real life.

Reg is great as well, especially with his photoshop magic.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:25 AM   #37
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Fotze, hands down! The dude is hillarious!

Often I chuckle at the little cracks Kobatuzzied throws out there... followed by the "hehe". I'll never forget that post in that thread about Chavez calling Bush the Devil... something like "I don't know why everyone is getting upset, he's just saying what everyone is thinking.... Now, watch this shot! hehe" Even though it is from Farenheit 9/11, I use that line all the time now.

Ken pulls his own too. "I'm on that like a fat kid on a smartie" and his "Free Calf" campaign.

Flames Gimp... man, the dude is so raw, it's awesome.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:46 AM   #38
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For those of us that are in the CPHL HalifaxDrunk takes this award. For a sample of his work check out this thread:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=33015
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:53 AM   #39
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Honourable mention to Shazam for his "I may be old but the crotch is still 18" comment.
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Old 11-11-2006, 10:29 AM   #40
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I think Cheese is the funniest poster on the board.
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