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FlamingLonghorn · 11-09-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by return to the red

Had a friend who's family was very devot mormons. He passed out at a huge Saturday night party so out came the permanent marker. He had penis's, swastika's, everything you could imagine drawn on him. An hour before church there he was with the steel wool scrubing himself till he practically had no skin left.

Of course I wouldn't do that to my friend but others sure did

Whoever passed out first among our crew always got the Hitler stache...

jayswin · 11-09-2006, 05:59 PM

One time me and a bunch of drunk friends were wondering around when we were younger, when we came across a ladder right beside a junior high school, so the next logical step when your drunk, is obviously to use the ladder to get up on the roof. The ladder was about 3 to 4 feet short of the roof, but we all managed to get up there.

The funny part was when someone called the cops, lol. We could see them coming in the distance, so everyone (about 10 ors so people) started scrambling back to the ladder. Now you have to imagine a bunch of drunk people, all fighting to somehow get onto a ladder that starts a good three feet from the top of the roof. How no one fell off that roof and died still amazes me to this day. It must have been a slow night, because they brought out about 4 cruisers and the Hawks helicopter.

Hemi-Cuda · 11-09-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by flameswin

One time me and a bunch of drunk friends were wondering around when we were younger, when we came across a ladder right beside a junior high school, so the next logical step when your drunk, is obviously to use the ladder to get up on the roof. The ladder was about 3 to 4 feet short of the roof, but we all managed to get up there.

The funny part was when someone called the cops, lol. We could see them coming in the distance, so everyone (about 10 ors so people) started scrambling back to the ladder. Now you have to imagine a bunch of drunk people, all fighting to somehow get onto a ladder that starts a good three feet from the top of the roof. How no one fell off that roof and died still amazes me to this day. It must have been a slow night, because they brought out about 4 cruisers and the Hawks helicopter.

they probably thought you were terrorists

Jiggy_12 · 11-09-2006, 06:33 PM

I think I urinated on City Hall once.

rubecube · 11-09-2006, 08:08 PM

I puked in a girl's purse, got punched in the face, and had my eyebrow shaved all in the same night. Now I don't drink Gibson's.

Eastern Girl · 11-09-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

I puked in a girl's purse, got punched in the face, and had my eyebrow shaved all in the same night. Now I don't drink Gibson's.

Ew. Was it the girl that punched you in the face for puking in her purse? That probably would have been my reaction.

eazyduzzit · 11-09-2006, 08:43 PM

One time i was so drunk it took me 2 1/2 hours to walk home in what should have taken no more than 15 minutes.

I remember falling asleep twice, taking a really big detour, ending up in a construction site, falling numorous times, talking with an old friend i met on the way back who called me a "****ing alcoholic" (jokingly) and finally making it home.

This was a night i drank about half a 26 of Bacardi to myself plus i bonged half a 40 of OE.

That day i broke my friends fence (fell into it fighting) and stole beer from random people at the party a few houses down (town houses with open backyards)

Hangover to the maximum the following day.

rubecube · 11-09-2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Ew. Was it the girl that punched you in the face for puking in her purse? That probably would have been my reaction.

No...but she was involved in the punching to some degree. You see, after I puked in her purse, I got kicked out of the house for a bit. While I was outside I proceeded to offend two surly gentlemen with my choice of words. For some reason purse-girl was outside with me. So I got punched in the face once and was about to get hit again when I stumbled out of the way and the errant fist hit her. Needless to say her boyfriend was none too pleased about the whole situation. So then they got punched...repeatedly.

rubecube · 11-09-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fotze

But you would also think he's hawt for being such a rebel and that you could possibly some day change him.

I play by my own rules.

Barnes · 11-09-2006, 10:01 PM

I had a friend who would pretty much do anything when he was drunk. One time when we were walking by a soccer field and saw somone standing up so we started telling him they were making fun of him. He took off at full blast and jumped and tackled the person. About 12 guys and six girls stood up from lying on the grass. We all ran over and the girl was beating him pretty good. He just kinda stood there cause he knew he deserved it the other people along with us just watched. After he got his, we all walked home. He looked hilarious. He had both sleeves ripped completly off his shirt and blood from everywhere on his face. Bizzare night. He kept saying I'm so sorry for hours after that.

KTown · 11-09-2006, 10:18 PM

Skateboarding and drinking = bad news.

For some reason whenever i was drunk I thought I was invincible with my skateboard, Tony Hawk who, here I come.

Building a zipline from my house to my buddies house behind me, needless to say I got about 4 meters before I fell into my moms flower bed. I blamed the local bad kids.

Growing up just outside of Kitchener Oktoberfest brought out the drunkaness. My buddy was puking outside and I was laughing my ass at him as the patty wagon was taking him away. The cops look over at me and they were not impressed and said "Take that guy too" I was pretty drunk, From what my gf told me, I looked over at her, and said pick me up at noon tomorrow. Apparantly I made it sound like I was a regular at the drunk tank.

Walking home alone from a party one night, I decided to steal a plastic glowing pumpkin off of someones front lawn, lucky me the cops drove right by me, so I dropped the pumpkin behind a bush, the cops stoped got out and said aren't you forgeting something, I'm like excuse me, he said "you dropped something," i said silly me thank you officer, needless to say I think he knew it wasn't mine, but decided to give me a ride home. The whole way home I was trying to tell him to play a prank on my dad, that I've been arrested for something really bad, he wouldn't budge.

The list goes on and on, my friend alcohol and I have lots ot good shady memories.

Regulator75 · 11-09-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggy_12

I think I urinated on City Hall once.

So has the entire homeless population....

Reaper · 11-09-2006, 10:43 PM

Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

Chasing a guy out of a bar for making ignorant comments about Flames Gimp while still carrying a glass in my hand and saying anything I could to get him to fight me while his terrified girlfriend ran him across the street and pushed him inside a cab.
Attempting to pick up a chick like a bowling ball
Grabbing a guy's (complete stranger) fresh drink right out of his hand and downing it right in front of him while he looked on with a bewildered stare and then stating "I thought you were ________ but then I remembered that I killed him."
Having sex on a crowded dance floor
Ordering pizza while wasted out of my mind at 2:30 am, passing out, waking up the next day and having the pizza place calling me when they opened at 4:30 pm demanding to know why I never answered the door.
Accidentally knocking over a Hot Dog BBQ cart while trying to catch a smokie that was falling off the ledge, running 6 blocks to avoid the cops and hiding in a snowbank because I was sure they saw me do it (my friends later told me that the cops saw it was an accident and were trying to tell me it was okay...)
Waking up in the morning outside my front door wearing only a pair of boxers and boots, having no idea what happened and then later receiving a courier package containing my clothes, wallet, etc. from a skank I think I spent the night with.

And that's just some of the stuff I remember...

I am so glad my wife never visits this site.

Iggy Snipe · 11-09-2006, 11:48 PM

Me and my freinds used to run down fences.

5-10 people line up in a row. Everyone runs and body checks it all at once. Down goes the fence. Pretty funny, but as you get older, you realize people actually have to re-build there fences so I feel bad now.

Extremely funny at the time.

Clarkey · 11-10-2006, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

We used to ride half-ton truck boxes. We'd get two pickups travelling side-by-side as close to each other as possible, and then somebody would stand with a foot on the edge of each truck box. It was kind of like bare back or saddle bronc riding ... the object was to have the longest ride. I wasn't a "rider" ... i was always a driver. The drivers were usually the soberest two in the group, and the riders the drunkest. That was the stupidest thing I've ever done. Looking back at that and some of the other "safer" things we used to do, I don't know how we survived our youth years. Didn't deserve to that's for sure.

That is so dangerous holy crap.

cgy2london · 11-10-2006, 05:39 AM

this actually relates to the flames. Last friday i got to watch my first game of the season. It wasnt on till midnight over here. so me and the boys from my team were getting all chundered up and by the time the flames game was on i was pretty greased. Anways aroound 130am i dont even know how this came up but a buddy of mine started talking about his buddy owning a reptile center or something and that he coudl get us a good deal on a pet. in my drunken state i decided to say CALL HIM UP right NOW. lol its 130am no big deal but anyways im on the phone giving this guy my credit card details for a HUGE Tourtis....yah those big ass turtles. lol anyways befor everything is finalized i realize i dont have the room 2 have this big thing roaming around my house and i dont wanna worry about him craping everywhere and what not. so anyways to make a long story short, at the end of it i gave him my credit card details and went with the smaller, snapping turtle....lives in a tank

lol it will be here at the end of next week.......

gordo67 · 11-10-2006, 06:52 AM

Not sure where to start so I will give you one example of my younger years.

Went to a stag proceeded to get pretty drunk. The next morning I wake up on a couch, no big deal. Two little kids come out and ask who I was and I said I am a friend of your dads (I think) So about a 1/2 hour later the mom comes out and asks the same question. My husband wasn't out last night was her response. Then the husband comes out, now this guy is one big biker and asks who the ###### I am. I tell him that I am not sure what happened blah blah blah. OK so here I am 4 strangers looking at me and I am still drunk. She gets me a glass of OJ and he phones me a cab. Till this day no one has a clue how or why I was in that house.

cgy2london · 11-10-2006, 07:20 AM

ahahha thats hilarious!

return to the red · 11-10-2006, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper

Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

Chasing a guy out of a bar for making ignorant comments about Flames Gimp while still carrying a glass in my hand and saying anything I could to get him to fight me while his terrified girlfriend ran him across the street and pushed him inside a cab.
Attempting to pick up a chick like a bowling ball
Grabbing a guy's (complete stranger) fresh drink right out of his hand and downing it right in front of him while he looked on with a bewildered stare and then stating "I thought you were ________ but then I remembered that I killed him."
Having sex on a crowded dance floor
Ordering pizza while wasted out of my mind at 2:30 am, passing out, waking up the next day and having the pizza place calling me when they opened at 4:30 pm demanding to know why I never answered the door.
Accidentally knocking over a Hot Dog BBQ cart while trying to catch a smokie that was falling off the ledge, running 6 blocks to avoid the cops and hiding in a snowbank because I was sure they saw me do it (my friends later told me that the cops saw it was an accident and were trying to tell me it was okay...)
Waking up in the morning outside my front door wearing only a pair of boxers and boots, having no idea what happened and then later receiving a courier package containing my clothes, wallet, etc. from a skank I think I spent the night with.

And that's just some of the stuff I remember...

I am so glad my wife never visits this site.

damn Reaper, sounds like good times when you go out

@theCBE · 11-10-2006, 08:18 AM

Reaper is my new hero