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Old 09-28-2006, 11:18 AM   #21
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I was thinking Bea Arthur
I think we have found a winner...
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:23 AM   #22
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I think we have found a winner...
Yeah, but I thought the winning answer was Rita McNeil. I don't even think it would be physically possible to give her the Dirty Sanchez.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:29 AM   #23
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Yeah, but I thought the winning answer was Rita McNeil. I don't even think it would be physically possible to give her the Dirty Sanchez.
I'm oblivious to this one, but what is the "Dirty Sanchez"?
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:37 AM   #24
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wait, they have men appearing in porn now?
Table passes the hetero test!
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:50 AM   #25
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I thought this was going to be about Domi and Stronach.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:50 AM   #26
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I'm oblivious to this one, but what is the "Dirty Sanchez"?
Wikapedia it, theyre explantion is remarkably clean.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:56 AM   #27
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Some people need to see Airheads

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- What are you guys doing?
- We're taking the cops up on those demands.

:52:08
- We've got a killer list.
- Yeah. We ask for airplay and whatever else...
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..then we demand a bunch of weird stuff
so we can plead insanity later.

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- Where did this come from?
- Pip's idea.
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Way to go, Pip.
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You guys are crazy, man.
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You're all whoo-hoo and ****.
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- So, what else we got so far?
- Number one: airplay, underlined twice.
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Number two:
a helmet filled with cottage cheese.

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Number three: a Zon walnut bass
with a graphite neck.
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- Thank you.
- Hey! What about me?

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- Go for broke. lt's on the LAPD.
- Oh.
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- l want a PRS Guitar with the dragon inlay.
- Nice.

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l'm coming, you *******.
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Number 13: naked pictures of Bea Arthur.
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- Excuse me?
- The chick from The Golden Girls.
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:05 PM   #28
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Some people need to see Airheads
LOL, great movie.
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Old 09-28-2006, 02:04 PM   #29
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Yeah, but I thought the winning answer was Rita McNeil. I don't even think it would be physically possible to give her the Dirty Sanchez.
Rita McNeil in a sex tape GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL
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Old 09-28-2006, 02:15 PM   #30
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I thought of Rosie O'Donnell.

Dustin Diamond was recently on Victoria's Shaw "community" channel, that nobody watches and the only time I watch it is to check the time.

He was on this cheezy talk show trying to get business on his website to try and sell his shirts.

He must be really desperate for money.
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I'm oblivious to this one, but what is the "Dirty Sanchez"?
Similar to a "Hitler".

How do i put this.

Visualize hitler.. and his moustache.

What else could that represent?
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Old 09-28-2006, 02:23 PM   #32
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Similar to a "Hitler".

How do i put this.

Visualize hitler.. and his moustache.

What else could that represent?

yeah...Googled it. Gross. How anyone could do that, I have no idea. The back entrance alone is off limits.
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:21 PM   #33
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I thought of Rosie O'Donnell.

Dustin Diamond was recently on Victoria's Shaw "community" channel, that nobody watches and the only time I watch it is to check the time.

He was on this cheezy talk show trying to get business on his website to try and sell his shirts.

He must be really desperate for money.
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Old 09-28-2006, 06:40 PM   #34
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Sure it is Evman, we are all on to you
Don't forget fireplace arm guy.
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:33 PM   #35
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I thought of Rosie O'Donnell.

Dustin Diamond was recently on Victoria's Shaw "community" channel, that nobody watches and the only time I watch it is to check the time.

He was on this cheezy talk show trying to get business on his website to try and sell his shirts.

He must be really desperate for money.

He was through Edmonton on some comedy gig back in the spring. Afterwards they were saying on the radio station that he owed a buch of back taxes on his house in Wisconsin and was trying to sell T-Shirts to raise enough money to pay off his taxes, which I recall as being pretty significant. Evidently not everyone can joing the pro golf tour to make enough money to pay back taxes. Some have to turn to porn...
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:12 PM   #36
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So let me get this straight... profit can be found by filming people performing sexual acts? The future is here!
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Did anyone just catch him on Showbiz (I think that's the name of the show) on CNN??

He said he made the tape because he is part of a group of guys that gets together every once in awhile to watch these kinds of tapes that each of them has made. They then award each other points based on the acts performed on the tapes. He thinks that's how the tape got out. He also said he and his lawyers are working to keep the tape from being distributed.
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