Sex-With-Corpse Scheme Busted

[VANFLAMESFAN]

I know most of the posts in this thread are you guys just jokin around, but I feel weird and kind of gross reading them.

This story makes me sick

[Dedly]

People see him creeping around the church
he has been alone for a year
The sadness took away all his senses
he sleeps every night by her grave

There, by the bells sleeps a stone
and I alone can read it
and on the fence, the red rooster
who was your heart at that time

The fear skewered on this fence
I now go digging every night
to see what's left
of the face that smiled for me

There by the bells I spend the night
there between snails, a lonely animal
during the day I run after the night
you escape me for the second time

Marry me

With my hands I dig deep
to find what I missed so much
and as the moon was in its most beautiful dress
I kissed your cold mouth

I take you tenderly by the arm
but your skin rips like paper
and parts are falling off of you
you escape me for the second time

Marry me

So I take what's left
the night is hot and we are naked
cursedly the rooster greets the morning
I hacked off his head

-(Translation of: Heirate Mich - Rammstein)

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN

I know most of the posts in this thread are you guys just jokin around, but I feel weird and kind of gross reading them.

This story makes me sick

God bless you if you still have some humanity or shock value left in you. Serious.

Mine got ripped out when I was young. I still have feelings and what things to be better, but in this world it's hard to continually feel bad for people all the time.

Esp if their dead.

We all try to make the world better. My jokes are not to make fun the situation, but an attempt through satire to bring light to them. To push to the point where people care.

Or I'm full of doo-doo

And so is the rest of the world.

[Looger]

Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN

I know most of the posts in this thread are you guys just jokin around, but I feel weird and kind of gross reading them.

This story makes me sick

what makes me ALMOST as sick is the pre-meditated nature of this plot.

the planning. the scheming.

ALMOST as sick as the 'act' itself...

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Looger

what makes me ALMOST as sick is the pre-meditated nature of this plot.

the planning. the scheming.

ALMOST as sick as the 'act' itself...

Actually, I couldn't agree with you more. Well put.

[Clarkey]

Ok I wasn't going to open this but it kept popping back up at the top of the scree so I did.

I don't get how 3 people this screwed up wind up together. I can somewhat understand the occasional sick psycho but for 3 of them to find each other is just unusual. Kind of like how Paul Bernardo was a sick sob but for him to also find Karla (who is arguably equally sick) is just weird.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by fotze

Not for me. A spontaneous corpsefataing scheme would be pretty much as sick to me. Its the corpse that does it for me. Any plot that involves a corpse and the subsequent fataing of said corpse is insane to me. The means to how they get to it is irrelevant to me.

Well we did say ALMOST.

The planning is really creepy to me. Its not like it was a crime of opportunity or something, or they were high on crystal meth. They sat down and planned it out. Messed. Up.

[RedMan12]

For me the whole things makes me sick. From plotting it after reading an obituary, to convincing his friends so easy, buying condoms and actually digging up the grave. Made me sick, what is wrong with people?!?

Glad those little sick ****ers got caught.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by fotze

So if they happened upon a car accident and saw someone laying out the front window missing half their head and decided to tag team them, it would have been a little more alright.

EXACTLY.

The whole thing is messed up. Just off the 3 wackos.

[Robbob]

Originally Posted by calgaryred

Hmmm I prefer women that breathe


sex with the dead thats just nasty

You sound like you speak from experience.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by fotze

I'm going to write a country song about this:

Got busted plottin a corpse****ing spree

Me and my homies were bored one sweetgrass night
So we plotted to pleasure us in ways that just weren't right

................


Got busted plottin a corpse****ing spree

They should be from Talahasee! There be some rhymin'! I gots mad skillz yo.

[RedMan12]

Country rap makes me almost as sick as this story.

I was watching CMT for about 30 seconds and I saw one of these abominations of music.

[pope04]

Originally Posted by Jayems

Yikes.

I don't get it. Those three look like they would have no problems finding "live" ladies.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by RedMan12

Country rap makes me almost as sick as this story.

I was watching CMT for about 30 seconds and I saw one of these abominations of music.

LMAO. Matter of opinion my friend.

[The_Dude]

Some people are just messed up. Psychological problems over there. I remember reading a sotry about a guy who loved his wife so much, that he kept her corpse in a very expensive coffee table. See through glass. Her body would stay intact in there.

They had a picture of him with his buddy over, eating on the table! YIKES

[Calgary Flames]

I hope those guys get soup canned in the grey bar hotel.

[kermitology]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060916/...in_necrophilia

Necrophelia charges dropped.. apparently it's legal in Wisconsin.. WTF?

[Fuzzy McGillicuddy]

Originally Posted by kermitology

Necrophelia charges dropped.. apparently it's legal in Wisconsin.. WTF?

Alice Cooper will be pleased to hear that.

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...256C480008F30D

"One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead"