Craig MacTavish Caption contest

[icarus]

"Are you guys sure this play will work?"
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"They never told me the long-term contract was just for babysitting"
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"Troock, you're wearing the helmet of the best Oiler who ever there was--Mike Comrie"
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"This is how we hold our ghetto blasters in East Jasper, biatches!"
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Troock: "You're like my mommy after her box of wine"
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"I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane"

[calgaryrocks]

"so whadya guys think? am i good enough to coach you?"

[McG]

troock: coach mactavish. when i said i needed some help skating up ice i didn't mean that literally!

[Locke]

"Who can tell me what the hell this is that I'm holding? Anyone? No? Damn."

Locke.