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Old 07-27-2006, 02:52 PM   #21
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So, if Frank's small intestine has a diary, does that mean his large intestine would have a diarrhea?
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Old 07-27-2006, 06:53 PM   #22
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Don't iron pills make it go electric green? It may have been electric blue... all I remember is that someone told me it was an "electric" color.

Theres an experiment for you. Report back soon.
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Old 07-27-2006, 09:55 PM   #23
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Eating certain vitamins turns your **** radioactive yellow.

The dog got into and ate a whole pack of black licorice, resulting in black/blue poop for a while. Which I of course got a kick out of.
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Old 07-27-2006, 11:18 PM   #24
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Tiger ice cream also does this.
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Old 07-27-2006, 11:28 PM   #25
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And to make pooptime more fun...
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Old 07-28-2006, 03:58 AM   #26
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Who should have the Turd Twister?

  • It's the perfect gift for the guy (or girl) who has everything!


That is funny...
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Old 07-28-2006, 07:19 AM   #27
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Gee, what a day at work. Today, 2.5 L of this synthetic tinted liquid was sent my way. Not sure what the hell it was, only that I had no idea what to do with it so I sent it further down the line. I'm sure someone later on in the process knows what do. A few of my co-workers called in with Cancer today but we'll just fire them next week.

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Old 07-28-2006, 07:44 AM   #28
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So, if Frank's small intestine has a diary, does that mean his large intestine would have a diarrhea?
Oh my God, that is too funny!
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