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Ozy_Flame · 06-23-2006, 01:46 PM

Tell you what, since I know you have a 13" uncut Johnson, why dont we just trade? I'm bored with my mushroom-headed custard launcher, I want an upgrade to one that is bigger than the size of pinky and can project at least further than a squeezed toothpaste container.

MolsonInBothHands · 06-23-2006, 01:53 PM

Tear along the dotted line.

RedMan12 · 06-23-2006, 01:59 PM

Marry Lorena Bobbit?

peter12 · 06-23-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

Tell you what, since I know you have a 13" uncut Johnson, why dont we just trade? I'm bored with my mushroom-headed custard launcher, I want an upgrade to one that is bigger than the size of pinky and can project at least further than a squeezed toothpaste container.

Dude, real life isn't porn. I am not sure girls really go for projection.