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FireFly · 06-13-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by goaliegirl

My dirty little secret :my Husband thinks I am such a great housekeeper but the truth is I have lady who comes in 4 days a week and cleans .

Now people this is a dirty secret... people actually beleive one thing about goaliegirl, and she isn't setting them straight.

Reaper, those aren't dirty secrets as one look at you and everyone knows those things about you.

rubecube · 06-13-2006, 10:11 AM

Alright, I guess I'll be more original, and not steal others' ideas. Here's another one:

- I have kind of a phobia with germs and try to avoid taking a #2 at any public washroom. When I have to, I'm one of those people that lines the seat with toilet paper.

Table 5 · 06-13-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

Alright, I guess I'll be more original, and not steal others' ideas. Here's another one:

- I have kind of a phobia with germs and try to avoid taking a #2 at any public washroom. When I have to, I'm one of those people that lines the seat with toilet paper.

I'm with you there, i have never ever had a crap at the office, and probably have used a public facility maybe 2-3 times in the last 10 years, all which where under EXTREME circumstances. I'd rather hold it in....for days if i must.

Reaper · 06-13-2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

I'm with you there, i have never ever had a crap at the office, and probably have used a public facility maybe 2-3 times in the last 10 years, all which where under EXTREME circumstances. I'd rather hold it in....for days if i must.

Wow, that ain't me for sure. Ain't no sense in backin' up the turnpike.

Table 5 · 06-13-2006, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper

Wow, that ain't me for sure. Ain't no sense in backin' up the turnpike.

You're not alone. There are guys in my office who seem to go 2-3 times a day during work hours. After every meal, they go and destroy the bathroom.....and i know this because of our open-office layout, that bathroom is right in my sigh of view.

ken0042 · 06-13-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

and i know this because of our open-office layout, that bathroom is right in my sigh of view.

and the fact that you time each of them?

ken0042 · 06-13-2006, 10:40 AM

It's now been edited to make more sense.

Reaper · 06-13-2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fotze

But if the washroom is nasty or very crowded I will try and hold it or go home. i.e. the saddledome is a NO WAY. I would miss the game to go home if needed. I think I would almost **** my pants then go in the saddledome.

Here's some tips for those of you who are leery of nasty bathrooms:

1) Rubbing alcohol wipes. Get them.
2) Never let your pants hit the floor.
3) It's a bathroom - if people can't handle the functional sounds and smells then they need to get over themselves.

Table 5 · 06-13-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ken0042

and the fact that you time each of them?

no, no timing, but with having a fairly small office (and a stupid layout where the desks are a few feet away from that bathroom door), everyone can blatantly see when people go in and come out, and who has a pattern of leaving a smell of a rotting corps in the bathroom.

GrrlGoalie33 · 06-13-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

I'm with you there, i have never ever had a crap at the office, and probably have used a public facility maybe 2-3 times in the last 10 years, all which where under EXTREME circumstances. I'd rather hold it in....for days if i must.

As a very good friend pointed out to me once...why do it at home, when they pay you to go at work?

That kinda changed my whole thought process on things...

Table 5 · 06-13-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankster

As a very good friend pointed out to me once...why do it at home, when they pay you to go at work?

cause at home my ass is not making-out with strangers fecal matter/urine stains/swampass sweat and who knows what else? I'm not a hygene freak by any means, but public bathrooms make me cringe. I'm not a huge fan of urinals either.....I usually go in a stall if its' open (but thats not really a hygene thing).

TheyCallMeBruce · 06-13-2006, 11:03 AM

LOL, lombogirl's thread has become a peeing pooing discussion.

rubecube · 06-13-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by fotze

Oh, its a peeshy thing.

For me it's definitely a hygiene thing. Always worried about being the victim of someone else's splashback.

Table 5 · 06-13-2006, 11:09 AM

ooooh dirty.

White Doors · 06-13-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

um, i believe he was, what we in the western world refer to as, "making a funny".

Yes, he could be.
And it's not very funny even if he is.

Tron_fdc · 06-13-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by White Doors

Yes, he could be.
And it's not very funny even if he is.

Wasn't it off a movie? I thought I saw one a while back that involved a bunch of dudes, a stag, drugs and a dead hooker.

JiriHrdina · 06-13-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

Wasn't it off a movie? I thought I saw one a while back that involved a bunch of dudes, a stag, drugs and a dead hooker.

Yeah its that dude from Entourage that kills the hooker...frick I can never remember his name...Jeremy Piven. Very Bad Things was the movie though.

jolinar of malkshor · 06-13-2006, 12:28 PM

People are so worried about the bathroom and what kind of germs they will catch and try to avoid it. The problem is, no matter where in public you go, as soon as you touch a door handle, chair, table, bar counter, railing, you just touched some guys ball gravey and some girls slug trail. You are going to be in contact with these germs regardless if you visit the bathroom or not.

I do agree that I would never take a number 2 at the saddle dome.

rubecube · 06-13-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jolinar of malkshor

The problem is, no matter where in public you go, as soon as you touch a door handle, chair, table, bar counter, railing, you just touched some guys ball gravey and some girls slug trail.

RedMan12 · 06-13-2006, 12:33 PM

In 2003 I cheered for the Canucks to beat the Wild and for Toronto to beat Philly beacause my friend is a big Philly fan and I wanted a Canadian team to win. I also wanted Edmonton to beat Dallas

. Calgary always being out of the playoffs made me cheer for all the Canadian teams. I guess because I was living in the USA and wanted Canada to go all the way.

Since then I have changed my ways. I will never ever cheer for Toronto again, they are right up there with Edmonton. Canucks I don't really care what they do.