Edmonton - We put the "fun" in dysfunctional!!
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Calgary's little ######ed friend to the North
Winnipeg - More Ukes than you can shake a stick at!!
Saskatoon - Whoopie!! We're named after a pie!!
Regina - Come see our monologues..
Vancouver - Turn your back on us and... POW!!!
Toronto - Home of the world's tallest penis.. AND the CN Tower too!
Saint John's - Motto? What you talkin bout dere bye!!
Ottawa - It's Rough Riders, not Roughriders DAMMIT!!
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